Admittedly, I am a little late on this one, mostly because I don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance?. Nor do I regularly keep tabs on BREAKING So You Think You Can Dance? news. Personally, I prefer my dancing to be done by people who KNOW they can dance. But it is being reported that a young woman on last night’s episode may have flashed her dangerous human vagina on national television. Dlisted reports that the show’s head judge and producer never meant for things to happen this way:
Nigel Lythgoe, the head judge and executive producer, had this to say about the cat being let out of the bag: “None of us knew she did this. The show was always designed to expose talent, but not in this way.”
I get it. Expose?! AS IN EXPOSE YOUR VAGINA INSTEAD OF YOUR TALENT?! You get it now. It just took some explaining. Anyway, the HuffingtonPost put up the video (after the jump) which is basically the Zapruder Film of dance-based reality competition TV minus assassination and plus potential momentary glimpse of disgusting and wicked human female vagina. It is genuinely hard to tell! (I think there were three vaginas. I’m not buying the government’s “magic vagina” theory.)
See? It is hard to tell. If only Tommy Lee Jones from The Fugitive was here to eliminate the sound of a passing train, maybe then we could finally know the truth (about the one-vagina’ed man?). Of course, a bare human woman vagina on TV would be probably the greatest tragedy of our time (our generation’s 9/11 if you will allow me the historical analogy), so perhaps the best part of this whole thing is the official statement made by FOX, obtained by TMZ:
It is a crease in the young lady’s panties.
Haha, and THANK GOD.