In the two weeks I worked for this website — As you know, today is my last day. It has been great, btw, and I will miss everyone, especially Lindsay — I’ve worked really hard to keep the content fresh and relevant, but never in my wildest dreams did I think we would become the internet leader in anything. At least not for the first few decades. So, it’s with great honor and humility, but also excitement and surprise, and also hunger and a little pain in my lower back that started Wednesday night, that I acknowledge that videogum.com is the internet’s premiere source for information on “ultimate fighter herpes.”

We did it! Mom, we fucking did it! Seacrest out!