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Whoa. Look out Kirk Cameron! This girl from Romania hates you!

Haha. It’s true, Kirk Cameron is a total ssssssnake!

I’m glad that no one told her that Kirk Cameron is basically a sub-Stephen Baldwin joke at this point. If she knew that no one actually took him seriously, she wouldn’t have been able to deliver this so powerfully. It’s her belief that what Kirk Cameron says matters that makes the whole thing work. Wait until she sees Fireproof. Her scream will shatter the Internet. She’ll trade a pair of bluejeans for a rocket launcher on the Romanian black market and she will shoot a grenade into Kirk Cameron’s lying mouth. (Huh?) ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF THIS ROMANIAN GIRL’S VLOG.

P.S. it’s nice to see that in Romania people still record their vlogs on educational filmstrip stock.

Comments (86)
  1. Finally someone has the guts to hold Kirk Cameron’s feet to the fire. Yes, now that Obama’s president, we’re going through some growing pains as a country, but we need to adapt or we’ll just be left behind.

  2. I forgive every single youtube commenter that wrote “U R HAWT” somewhere on her comments page.

    That is my good deed for the day.

  3. is it 1993 in romania?

    • I know. My friend to a 90′s party last week and literally wore that same outfit as her costume. Way to go Romania. Lets watch some “Frasier” together! Farfignugen!

    • Her jeans aren’t ripped for fashion purposes, they ripped as she was kneeing a life sized cardboard cutout of mr. cameron in the nether-bits.

  4. Damn, Kirk-ka, you just got hella schooled by that oddly attractive Romanian chick.
    Peace out!

  5. woozefa  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +5

    wow, she’s hot.

  6. You laugh, Gabe, but Kirk Cameron’s movie Fireproof and the accompanying book were pretty popular in parts of the Christian community. (You find out these things by working in a bookstore in Texas). Now it’s all “Let’s laugh at Kirk Cameron, because he doesn’t matter and thinks crazy things!” but in three years’ time it’ll be like that alternate future in The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror V where Flanders is the unquestioned lord and master of the universe, except it’ll be Kirk Cameron and he’ll make us dress like the Seaver family and burn effigies of Charles Darwin and Christopher Hitchens daily. Yes, it’ll be just like that.

    • Yeah, Kirk Cameron’s movies and books are very popular with the Christian set. An unsettlingly large number of people take him seriously, and what he says matters to them very much. We make fun of Cameron for being stupid and ridiculous, because he is, but too many people genuinely love him and follow him for our laughter to be completely anxiety-free. Less than a year ago, almost sixty million people voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin.

      • yeah, i was thinking the same thing. i was also thinking that i wonder if some political pupper master somewhere is imagining a future kirk cameron administration. maybe he can be VP to sarah palin’s POTUS.

        it’s so easy to feel like fundamentalist christianity is just for some wingnuts, but then you see footage of a christian rock show that is in an arena and filled with tens of thousands of screaming young people and you get some perspective. and my perspective i mean suicide pills because whoa, yikes.

        • Gary  |   Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 0

          I think pretty much everyone who lives in a rural to semi-rural part of this country knows what a strong hold Christianity/fundamentalism has on the nation’s imagination. It takes a dude from Brooklyn, who blogs as a profession to claim that no one takes this kind of thing seriously.

          • i’m from near san francisco, and i was fucking BAFFLED when bush won, especially the second time, because it seemed like everyone was so overwhelmingly against him. all i ever saw were anti-bush signs, stickers, protests, etc., everywhere i went. it seemed like he’d get creamed! but the bay area is basically liberal neverneverland and in no way representative of the majority of the country. so i can understand how it would seem like kirk cameron was a nobody. he sure doesn’t register at all where i’m from. but we’re all pretty busy being gay and loving communism.

          • Maybe you were baffled because he did not win either election, he stole them.

  7. Gregorious II  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 0

    I don’t think Kirk Cameron would be down with that.

  8. I actually can’t think of anything snarky to say because I think this chick is pretty cool

  9. But what does she think about Boner?

    • I’d say she’s pretty pissed that Boner joined the Marines. She always thought he would come back, but when the series ended with no sign of Boner, she blamed Kirk. And now, on the twentieth anniversary of Boner’s expulsion, she will have her revenge on Mike Se?er, Kirk Cameron!

  10. procrastinator_esq  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +12

    Who knew Romania was located somewhere in the East Bay of Northern California (the only other place in the world where “hella” is said non-ironically)?

  11. romanian lady  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +14

    I’m wearing an ankh. Your argument is invalid.

  12. Romania Bites.

  13. Yeah, she’s got her own band in Romania. It’s called “Fuck Your Yankee Blue Jeans” or something like that.

  14. He says 61% of the country are atheists or diagnostics like its a bad thing. I think it’s sad that 39% of the country still believe in religion.

  15. you had me at sssssssssssnake

  16. Bobby O  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 -9

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    • You’d like to force her and her friend to have sex with you in exchange for a poorly performed back-alley abortion? You have quite a disturbing (though admirably specific) fetish.

      • He’s just abortionhorny.

        • i don’t think enough people got that, so I’m upvoting you as hard as I can.

          • I think I remember terrible, terrible human being Armond White using it a while ago. Is this where it came from? I’m honestly worried that putting “abortionhorny” into Google will instantly melt my computer.

          • Indeed. He coined the term to describe characters in the aforementioned film. I only learned of this because of a reference made by another monster. It seems that Gabe posted about it before I arrived on the scene.

          • I finally looked up his little “better than” bullshit, and Jesus Christ. But for White, that seems about right. Gross, Armond White. Gross.

            Seriously, if you’ve seen the film (and have a soul), how can you use that “term” , go home, get in your bed and think “Yup. Job well done today. I called a couple of desperate characters in a desperate film set in a desperate country ‘abortionhorny’ and deemed a movie about naivete incarnate ‘better than’ a film about the socio-economic situation in Cold War Romania told through a personal lens of normal, flawed human beings”?
            Way to go, Mr. White. Kudos.

        • aw, i wish i was able to upvote twice. godsauce is a big proponent of that term but he’s not around right now, and i can only vote once. sad times.

  17. I’m trying to make a Vlog the Impaler joke but her spiral perm is hypnotizing me.

  18. Maybe Romania is like outer space and they’re getting our broadcast transmissions at a 17 year lag? PEOPLE OF ROMANIA: I will wait until 2026 for your confirmation.

  19. OMG have you seen her music video! HAWT! Tyra gotta step her fierce game up.

    http://mycapturedlife.blogspot.com/2009/04/and-so-it-is.html

  20. i am chuckling  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 -7

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  21. there is something about they way the word “bullshit” is spoken with a Romanic tongue that sounds beautiful and ugly at the same time.

  22. SensitiveNPRfan420  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 -11

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  23. Am I the only Youtube nerd who’s gonna address that this is ZOMGItsCriss? Am I pointing out the obvious here?

  24. barfycute  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +11

    I find her knowledge of government policy regarding religious and civil freedoms very impressive. I remember feeling passion (maybe not quite to that extent) about political/religious issues back when I had feelings. Ah, youth.

  25. No joke. This woman needs to run the liberal left here, what’s left of it. (Get it? Left? I know. I’ll stop.) Because she is doing exactly what needs to be done: tearing down and intelligently mocking, ignorant point by ludicrous point, this whole ridiculous farce of “belief” and doing what is right according to one religious zealot’s thinking, who happens to be a grown up church-going child star like a Lil Lebowski Urban Achiever (and proud we are of all of them). If one wants to write a treatise arguing against Darwinism, then you can write your own !#$%@*$ing book, like the swarm of Christian zombies that came before you. Jesus! Ohhhsh. Wrong word to use here. But really. I love this girl. And she’s totally adorable. So A++

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  27. kiki  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 -3

    Taylor Swift’s liberal badass slavic cousin! While she is probably giving Cameron more power than he deserves…. Fireproof was the highest grossing indie of 2008! Scary!

  28. toto  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 -5

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  29. I want to marry this girl, even if she lures me into The Hostel and has me tortured to death.

  30. She’s a very pretty lady. I think my pants just evolved.

  31. No Refill  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 -6

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  32. No Refill  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 -6

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    • No One is hating on her, we all think shes cute, we all think camerons a douche, I loved her portrayal of a pissed off girl in a psa.

      The wardrobe, hair, lighting, all fabulous. The quick cuts, the sped up voice tricks, all good news.

      And her general opine that Kirk Cameron is a sssssssnake is roundly applauded by this guy.

    • sean  |   Posted on Sep 26th, 2009 -1

      i agree completely with your comments, these fucking idiots will always downvote anyone critical of Gabe.

  33. Is it just me, or is there a high troll ratio on this thread?

    • Topics such as myths like religion, Darwin’s origin of species and evolutionary theories, and Romanian Refuters and their acid washed PSAs/Jeans tend to rile up the tards.

      They did a search for kirk cameron

      They searched for ssssssnake

      • What I’m sayin is we’re all born from aliens, and earth is just a giant ant farm with tons of species thrown on it for fun.

    • Yeah, but how come no one has invoked Hitler yet???

      Never mind. Problem solved.

  34. “Leave Charles Darwin ALONE! (sob) HE was A HUMAN! (gurgle) LEAVE HIM
    A L O N E!!!!”

  35. What are these trolls talking about? Almost everyone in this thread and the post included is making fun of Kirk Cameron. I ADMIRE her early 90′s necklace and haircut.

  36. she seems to know more about political realities and the rights of american citizens than actual american citizens these days. can we trade for her? like we can give romania michelle bachmann and get this woman in return?

  37. I’ll third the sentiment that people actually care about what Kirk Cameron has to say in Texas. As in, Chick-Fil-A sponsors viewings of it at the Baptist church (too bad their chicken is so delicious).

    But I have about the same sentiments as her regarding the subject, and she said it in a Romanian accent, so she gets points.

  38. I’ll third the sentiment that people actually care about what Kirk Cameron has to say in Texas. As in, Chick-Fil-A sponsors viewings of Fireproof at the Baptist church (too bad their chicken is so delicious).

    But I have about the same sentiments as her regarding the subject, and she said it in a Romanian accent, so she gets points.

  39. I don’t know what you mean.

  40. I really like her. She seems smart, well-informed, and funny. If only she could afford proper film. Someone should organize a fundraiser for her!

    • Maia  |   Posted on Sep 28th, 2009 -1

      Oh, come on! It’s a typical webcam video. Don’t tell me kids in the States have HD home videos up on Youtube.

      And for the smug people: we don’t live in castles, our country doesn’t have Transylvania as its core, our boys aren’t all named Vlad, no, our fashion sense isn’t stuck back in the 90s and not all of us sound like Dracula when we speak English. At least this girl knows what she’s talking about, you might wanna get informed as well before you poke fun at a whole nation. Thanks. :)

  41. Stop dissing her you fools. True, she might be from a developing nation in the abstract and aggravated region that is the Balkans, but I love her. I’ll go to Transylvania to her home (or castle, but it seems unlikely), where she will hopefully accept me, and together we’ll produce transitional life forms who don’t buy into bullshit. I’ll name my first born Vlad Darwin!

  42. It can’t be a coincidence that my friend looks like Kirk Cameron and he also believes that the earth is 10,000 yrs young. Surrogate!

  43. Kirk Cameron is your boy!

  44. Not your boyfriend (because that is what you wished since Groin’ Pains), but Your Boy! Give him some ups. Oh, and dibs on the Romanian, slowpokes!

  45. realpaid  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2009 +1

    She’s awesome. Where’s the link to purchase her?

  46. I think she’s onto something! I wish someone like Richard Dawkins WOULD give away copies of the bible with a 50 page (or more) essay “interduction” (as Kirk sez). I would like to reserve my copy of this bible now.

  47. rc  |   Posted on Sep 27th, 2009 0

    i heard kirk cameron is going to a fertility clinic, he wants to have roy comfort’s love child, but his understanding of biology is so limited he can’t figure out why roy can’t get him pregnant.

  48. This lady is super hot and I would believe anything she said even if it wasn’t something as logical as Kirk Cameron being a total clown ass douche bag .

  49. Chris  |   Posted on Sep 29th, 2009 0

    How cansomebody be so ignorant and ask if Romania is now in 1993?

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