Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 by 16 Comments

Faster than a receding hairline, am I right, you guys?

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  1. werttrew  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +3

    Yeah, but what we got instead of a Nic Cage Superman film was…Superman Returns. I think I might have preferred the alternate-universe Superman with Cage. At least it would have been entertainingly bad instead of blandly okay.

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    • arthur great  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +2

      I agree. Definitely would have preferred balding overactor Superman to that bland what’s-his-fuck.
      Maybe Superman would have a had a stutter or OCD or something awesome like that? Up-up-up-up-up-up-up-and-away!

      Basically, that movie could have been really entertaining and maybe not 5 hours long.

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  2. Casey Malone  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +9

    Wow, normally someone would have to actually MAKE the movie to ruin Superman for me. But Nic Cage? One costume test, and he’s done it. The man is magic.

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  3. RaisinBran  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 -1

    Just imagine the patented Cage Shrieks (TM) when his “Superman” walked by some kryptonite.

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  4. Gary Meadows  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +1

    Who sees Nicholas Cage and thinks “Superman”?

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  5. Sam Lowry  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +7

    ?I was always shocked when I went to the doctor’s office and they did my X-ray and didn’t find that I had eight more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.?

    – Nicolas Cage (really)

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  6. Walrus Parade  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +1

    Aw man, and I had just cleaned out the old vomit bucket.

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  7. Elliot  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +4

    “Look! Up in the air! It’s a bird!”
    “It’s a plane!”
    “It’s……. Nicholas Cage?….. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
    “BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

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  8. Lorin  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +7

    That one picture is more entertaining than all of Superman Returns. Also, fake.

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    • caringiscool  |   Posted on Sep 23rd, 2009 +1

      it might be real. i remember reading about this project nearly 10 years ago, and 10 years ago it might have been less laughable to imagine it happening. no, obvs it’s lots of love no way, but then it kinda made sense.

      of course in that picture it looks like someone stuck nicolas cage’s face over mona lisa’s head and then stuck all of that on a superman body.

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  9. EtWB  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +5

    Looks like Tommy Wiseau in a trash bag.

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  10. avettwhore  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 0

    He looked like he was on more pills than Paula Abdul at the Juggalos Rape Festival.

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  11. Chombo  |   Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 +1

    I got a rug guy for ya.

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