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Description: Completely bizarre and indeterminate video clip of former professional wrestler Dusty Rhodes providing a shirtless tour of a meat market’s walk-in cooler ends with TWSS (Filed Jointly Under: TWHS, Nullus, No Homo). Classic instance of premeditated TWSS, the utterance of such may have been the entire purpose of video (since video makes no apparent sense anyway). Cases of premeditated TWSS are almost categorically unsatisfying to anyone other than user of TWSS, who is generally confused about how clever, naughty, and/or funny TWSS makes them seem. Forced use of TWSS actually goes against inherent point and pleasure of TWSS in the first place, and as such must be considered a failed TWSS. (File Under: FAIL.)
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This is the price of years and years of amazing Macho Man Slim Jim commercials.
Are you thinking of Randy Savage?
He will forever be simply “Macho Man” to me.
Sorry, I just missed your connection to Slim Jim and Dusty Rhodes. I will slink away after I share a memory of the Arizona/New York World Series. This was when Randy Johnson was still on the D-Backs, and he started the first game when the series went to Arizona. That night someone in the crowd held up a sign that said NINE YANKS CAN’T BEAT OUR JOHNSON. Genius. A much better on-purpose double entrendre than beating Dusty Rhodes’s meat.
My connection was “Wreslter + Meat”.
AH. Sorry, I get it. My original comment was supposed to say “the price WE PAY FOR years and years”. Womp.
By the way, ever since his appearance on the Jeff Foxworthy Show, he goes by Randall Savage.
The Wrestler 2: The Treasure Chest of Beef
How many healthcode violations are breaking by letting your hairless, hefty manteats peek out of that apron, Dusty?
guess I’m going to have salad for dinner. hope you’re happy.
I think he’s sexy. Ground beef for me!
You gotta be really hungry to buy meat from a shirtless guy.
I think there are few, if any, things you can buy from a shirtless guy without seeming sad and/or desperate.
Earlier in the video when he was grinding the beef, he said, “Stick it down in there. Get that thing working down in there.” TWSS!
That one is better then the awkward finale jokey one.
One thing he did get right…TWSS is pure Americana.
Eek. The real crime is lack of double stick tape under that apron.
Um, is anyone outside of New Orleans aware of Wagner’s Meat, of famed slogan, “You Can’t Beat Wagner’s Meat”? I live in such a special, special land.
I saw Ric Flair at a college football game Saturday. It was tight.