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The number one Google result for The Tonight Show is The Jay Leno Show? Well that’s just not right! Now, I don’t know how the Internet works (I know it has something to do with JPEGS and mainframes), but I’m pretty sure if the nerds got together, they could fix this. If we can have incredibly lifelike dinosaurs in the Jurassic Park movie, surely we can have a Google result for The Tonight Show that is more accurate, and less 
. And while you are at it, nerds, up in the guts of the machine, making things happen, having no idea how to talk to girls, let’s also get some Jay Leno Google Bombs going, am I right? JUSTICE, 2005-STYLE!
Here are a few preliminary suggestions:
Mayor Of Farts
Suicidal Ideation
Al Qaeda Targets
Eye Prison
The Least Funny Thing There Is
That’s better. (Via WarmingGlow.)
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Mayor of Farts is already google bombed to ME!
MAYBE HE’S the number 1 link TO THE tonight Show because HIS SHITFEST show is THE fucking same THING AS his version OF THE Tonight SHOW. No one EVEN KNOWS it changed DESK OR no desk!
If it makes you feel better, there are 407,000 hits for the search “Jay Leno Not Funny”
And 490,000 for “jay leno is the worst” IN QUOTATIONS. Motherfuckers need to know.
they ain’t ready.
GET YO shit.
Can someone explain to me why the url for the official Tonight Show website is ten thousand words long? Does NBC not understand how the internet works? “We must put every word in our title into the word box thing or else no one will be able to find clips of our show!”
I still feel that you going to sit in the front row of the Jay Leno Show audience would be a great Double Dog. Maybe his guests would include Real Housewives of Atlanta, Glenn Beck, and music by the Taco Bell fake rappers. You better borrow some Lil Mama lip gloss because there are gonna be a lot of rings to kiss.
Gabe would bring a sniper rifle.
I clicked all the links. Will that help? Is that how the internet works?
I thought search engine results were based on up votes, down votes, and comment replies. If not, then what has THIS all been about?
huh? Jay Leno IS the tonight show…
tonight IS the Jay Leno show
I think you’re bringing this job to the wrong e-community. I know another message board that could help you… but they are all assholes.
It’s probably that way because nerds love Jay Leno. He uses really sophisticated technology, like talking to celebrities through a TV screen.
I just want to thank Gabe for verbally destroying jay leno this whole week. thank you Gabe!! You gave voice to the voiceless!
I actually work at Google. I’ll make it happen next Monday.
I did a search of my own, to find some not-so shocking results.
fixed it
There is a way to fix it. Everyone just link to the actual Tonight Show website in reference to it. I read that’s how Google works, but now that I’m saying it, I’m starting to suspect I have no idea what I’m talking about. :-/