The finale of Horrible People went up today. Will Bill and Carter succeed in ruining the highly anticipated champagne toast? Will Margaret marry Arturo? Will I seriously start watching actual soap operas now that this is over since apparently I love them?

I’d like to thank Horrible People for teaching me what it means to scream “DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M WATCHING MY STORIES,” and if I could just take a moment and give the biggest ups to creator A.D. Miles for triumphantly ending this series with the Hammacher Schlemmer‘s Best Twist Ending. I’m sure we are all looking forward to his Comedy Central collaboration with Zach Galifianakis, Speed Freaks, which, quite honestly, I’ve never been more excited for a show’s potential based on one photograph.