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The former Commander in Zing shows that he’s still got it.
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Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Did you know that a killer swimming rabbit once attacked Jimmy Carter while he was in a fishing boat? He had only his zings to protect him. And unlike the post title, this story is true.
I’ve heard this, and it is a great story.
Jimmy Carter is doing your job for you. You should start a humanitarian shelter-building organization and show him how it feels!
While I appreciate Pres. Carter’s Zing (I think), I don’t understand why anybody who’s “anybody” feels they have to “weigh in” on this matter. Jimmy Carter was president of the United States of America! this incident was at the VMA’s! the VMA’s! I even had the pleasure of hearing The Donald’s reaction on the news yesterday. what? what kind of association does Donald Trump have with Kanye West, or Taylor Swift, or the VMA’s? Has someone asked Stephen Hawking, or Smokey the Bear what they think of this?
Smokey the Bear said, “While I agree that Beyonce shoulda won, that pussy Kanye needs to leave shit alone, you feel me?”
Actual quote.
Hmmm. What do they all have in common… Bad hair? Two-syllable first names, and one-syllable surnames? A condo???
OBVIOUSLY he is super connected to them both in myriad ways, and definitely needed to comment on this one.
If I were Jimmy Carter, I would have added that the Jay Leno Show is the real hostage crisis. (This is why I’m not Jimmy Carter.)
I like you because you said “if I were.” People need to understand the subjunctive.
It was kind of amazing to imagine the Hulkster saying “People need to understand the subjunctive.”
Jimmy Carter: X-President, Zing King
he and roger ebert come from long lines of zing farmers, they were zinging when they were still in knee-shorts.
Jimmy Carter: showing Obama how it’s done.
I hope your zing crop is better next year, because this year’s harvest is disappointing.