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KEVIN JAMES! STOP IT! I KNOW YOU ARE AN ARTIST WITH AN IMPORTANT VISION, BUT AT WHAT COST, KEVIN JAMES? AND WHERE DOES IT END? From the AP:
Two movie-star monkeys and crew members of the Adam Sandler film “The Zookeeper” are among the 300 guests who were evacuated from a Boston hotel after carbon monoxide alarms went off.
Fire Department spokesman Steve MacDonald says a small boiler leak at the luxury Liberty hotel prompted elevated readings at around 9:30 a.m. Wednesday. He says the leak was fixed early afternoon.
MONKEYS SHOULD NOT BE IN HOTELS, KEVIN JAMES! MONKEYS SHOULD BE AT HOME WITH THEIR PARENTS. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.
Kevin James had this to say:
“Fart.”
–Kevin James.
Obviously, there is always some risk when you are trying to bring something new and incredible into the world. Art is sacrifice. But how much animal blood must be spilled for Kevin James to complete his masterpiece? (Kevin James’s Un Chien Andalou.) And will it be worth it?
Just kidding, OF COURSE it will be worth it. Fandango.
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See, now I’m worried “The Zookeeper” is just some front for Adam Sandler’s personal Island of Doctor Moreau where he’s going to combine these animals into unfunny Rob Schneider hybrids.
derp! de derp derp derp de de derp.
Monkeys absolutely do belong in hotels. Have you never seen Dunston Checks In?
Otherwise known as the daring masterpiece that Jason Alexander cashed his Seinfeld at its peak cred to get the suits to back it.
I actually thought his standup special “Sweat The Small Stuff” was pretty funny the first time I saw it…no Blarto.
unsettling trend.
I think you’re thinking of his earlier quote. he actually said “shart” for this one. You have to listen closely.
I don’t know how to feel about this. I mean, what kind of monkeys were they? I think spiders are scary and monkeys are cute, so I have mixed feelings about spider monkeys. Man I hope they were spider monkeys so I don’t have to feel bad about it.
and I think you’re thinking of George Brett
that was in response to Capn’ Boring… whoops
If The Wire has taught me anything in its entire five seasons, it’s that buildings are evacuated, not the people (or monkeys) inside them. That would be quite a mess.
Gus Haynes has taught you well.
SANDLER + JAMES + ANIMALS = COMEDY
LOGIC.
Gabe, I’m happy for you and Ima let you finish, but Tweet the Giraffe had one of the best Kevin James Wacky Animal Comedy-related deaths of all time! THANX IM HERE ALL WEEK TRY THE VEAL DERP DERP