News bloopers are the best, always*. (Via Lindsayism.)
*To give you a sense of just how magical news bloopers are, this particular news blooper is in relation to the Jaycee Dugard story, which has to be one of the est stories of all time. Nothing about that story is even remotely funny. It’s a living nightmare. And yet, here we are, with another hilarious news goof. I bet there were some hilarious World War II yuck-em-ups that have since been lost to the sands of time. “Hitler today continued with his spermicidal campaign against the Jews. Whoops! I mean–” And now you have graduated from News Bloopers Are Funny Because School, WITH HONORS.