Jared Leto’s personal Apocalypse Now and the movie that required such excessive weight gain that he contracted gout and was forced to wear Crocs, is finally coming to a New York movie theater on March 28. Chapter 27 tells the story of John Lennon’s murder from the point of view of killer Mark David Chapman (Leto), and co-stars Lindsay Lohan as some girl.

The movie was supposed to be released early last year but was delayed, supposedly because of the protests of Beatles fans like this one, but more likely because it’s not good. Even though I nodded off during this trailer, I’ll be lining up on March 28 to hate-watch your boyfriend Jared. Expect Lindsay Lohan to actually have something to get naked to promote soon.