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As we know, Hollywood is always remaking stuff. They love it. They can’t get enough of the remakes. They are remake-aholics over there. And when they do remake a movie, it’s almost always with an eye towards “the kids.” Got 2 keep the kids happy. So not only do they ruin stuff, but they ruin stuff in a very specific way: namely, by shoe-horning in a middle-aged cocaine addict’s idea of what a kid would think is cool. And thus a best new party game is born!

#unnecessaryremakes!

You get it. Here, I’ll go first:

  • The Neverending Kindle
  • Text M for Murder
  • Auto-Tune in the Rain
  • Last Crank Dat Supaman in Paris
  • The Razor Scooter Thief
  • Fight Facebook Group
  • Strangers on a Monorail

The competition is stiff this time, though.

@poliopoliopolio: Tamagotchi Cemetary

@timcarvell: 976-EVIL.blogspot.com/evil.html

@edithzimmerman: Wall Posts of Endearment

@alexblagg: The Man With the Golden Taser

@marklisanti: Egg n’ Cheese Hot Pocket at Tiffany’s

Good luck!

Comments (300)
  1. Mr. Smith Goes To Williamsburg

  2. The :’( Game

  3. Hoverboards over the River Kwai

  4. Tween Wolf

  5. jalo  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +33

    Honey, I Rick Rolled The Kids

  6. buenosueno  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -1

    Married to the Mafia Wars

    Tahe Talented Mr. Adam Lambert

  7. Chocolat Rain

  8. 12 Angry Femskins.

  9. Dances with One Man Wolf Pack

  10. Charlie Bit Me In The Chocolate Factory

  11. Type M for Myspace
    Brave<3

  12. Elementary School Nativity Musical
    Brokencyde Flowers
    The Last Facebook Poke
    500 Days of Tumbelogging

  13. The Landlord Before Time
    Cool Daft Hands Luke

  14. Great sextpectations

  15. Dead Ringbacks.

  16. The Lady sends an out-of-office autoreply

  17. Dramatic Chipmunk Day

  18. American Juggalo

  19. The French Canadian Connection

  20. Jon  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +3

    Mean Tweets

  21. GoodBros (or ChillFellas)
    Who’s Afraid of Three Wolf Moon?

  22. Jon  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +5

    Mean Tweets

  23. Children of the Porn

  24. American Booty.

  25. Bambi in iMAX 3D

  26. Air Bud 4: Golden Retriever in the Ring: Bud Takes on the UFC
    (Michael Vick costars)

  27. Endangered Forests Gump.

  28. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  29. yikes  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +1

    i can has goodburger?

  30. The Great White Skype

  31. Triumph of the Synergy

  32. girlblogger  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +5

    So You Think You Can Block Me

  33. Texts from Iwo Jima

  34. When Harry unfollowed Sally

  35. Apocalypse LMAO

  36. Violent J’s Juggalo Band Xmas

  37. Revenge of the Computer Programmers, who are actually tolerated, make good money, and live a comfortable lifestyle

  38. Bedknobs & Roombas

  39. yikes  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 0

    the purity ring
    2001: a myspace odyssey

  40. Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  41. The Zunies

  42. Pippi Jeggings

  43. Like Brawndo for Chocolate

  44. Days of Purple Drank and Glade Plug-ins

  45. Rosemary’s /b/aby

  46. Carrie (Bradshaw)

  47. Gary Bang  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +10

    schindlerslist.org

  48. The Brave Little George Foreman Grill

  49. Wild BlackBerrys

    Defriending Private Ryan

    Bell, Kindle and Candle

    Rebel Without a Fauxhawk

    Sex, Lies and VoIP

    When a Stranger Skypes

  50. Sexting in Seattle

  51. Lost in America (Because the GPS is Busted)

  52. Stranger Than Kindle

  53. Dan in Second Life

  54. Raging Troll

  55. You’ve Got a Facebook Notification

  56. Whos Afraid of Virginia Woof?

  57. Blue Fleece

  58. Gary Bang  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +3

    The Google Reader

  59. Gary Bang  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +1

    The Netbook

  60. Peggy Sue Got Gay Domestic Partnershipped

  61. Lethal Attraction with Racial Tension

    Oh, wait.

  62. Rebecca  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +10

    Vanilla Skype

  63. My Left Stank Leg

  64. Rebecca  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +2

    A SMARTcar Named Desire.

  65. Bridget Jones’s Blog

  66. The iVillage

  67. I Know Why The Caged Bird Texts

  68. Rebecca  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +14

    12 >:( Men

  69. Gettin Krunk With Wolves

  70. Schindler’s Facebook Friends

  71. jalo  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +2

    It’s A Wonderful FML

  72. Of Guinea Pigs and Men

  73. The Sound and the Furry

  74. Twitter 140 Characters For Murder

  75. The Facebook Connection

  76. Mike  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 0

    Full Metal Bapes

  77. Ceiling Cats and Monsters
    Flight of the GPS

  78. FAILien Resurrection

  79. Sisterhood of the Traveling Winkers.

  80. The PWNmower Man

  81. How Bella Got Her Groove Back

  82. The Dark Crystal Pepsi

  83. The LiveJournal of Anne Frank

  84. Epic Fail in Little China

  85. You’ve Got FAIL

  86. The Avatar of Dorian Gray

  87. Superman  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +5

    LOLcat on a Hot Tin Roof

    Schindler’s Listserv

    I Know Why The Caged Bird Tweets

    When Harry And Sally Filled Out Long Personal eHarmony Surveys

    Edward SlapChopHands

  88. My Friend Flickr

  89. It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World of Warcraft

  90. The Jonas Brothers Grimm

  91. Superman  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +1

    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Halo3

    Death Panel Proof

    War of the Worlds of Warcraft

  92. Shall Wii Dance?

  93. Citizen Napoleon Dynamite.

  94. Skip  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +4

    When Gabe Met Lindsey

  95. Superman  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -4

    The Second Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
    It’s a Wonderful Second Life
    A Bug’s Second Life
    Second Life of Brian
    The Second Life of David Gale
    Waking Second Life
    A Second Life Less Ordinary
    Proof of Second Life
    The Secret Second Life of Bees
    Second Life or Something Like It
    This Sporting Second Life
    Second Life With Mikey
    La deuxieme vie en rose

  96. Superman  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +2

    Carlito’s Wayfarers

  97. Live Blog Die Hard

  98. Gary Bang  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -1

    Knute Rockne, All American Reject

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