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Mike Tyson was on the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien last night. They talked about his role in The Hangover (thus completing Conan’s apparent quest to interview every single person involved with The Hangover) and about the James Toback documentary about him, Tyson. It’s a genial and interesting interview. Mike Tyson is such a weirdo.

But here’s the thing: it is hard to watch this interview without wondering if and when Mike Tyson is going to tell Conan O’Brien, “I’m going to fuck you until you love me, faggot.” You basically know he’s not going to do that. Probably. At the very least, it seems highly unlikely that he will say that in a late night interview. But maybe? Let’s just watch it again to make sure he doesn’t say that.

Part one:

Part two:

Hmm. He didn’t seem to say it. But it’s the tension that he might say it at any moment that makes it all so exciting (all=life). Also, what a strangely paced interview! Kind of intense!

Comments (37)
  1. One of the best Videogum headlines I’ve ever seen.

  2. I wouldn’t want to meet Mike Tyson. Even in public. So unpredictable. Physically and otherwise. Things could easily go wrong. What if I happened to be wearing the color red, or I moved too quickly.
    Too many variables.
    Also: “My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel is muscle tissues collapse under my force. It’s ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.” - something Mike Tyson said once. He should write for GOOP.

    • This is a true story: my sister was once ushered out of a store by a posse of huge men, because apparently Mike Tyson wanted to go inside and shop. The store? KB Toys, in the mall. That’s some creepy shit.

  3. TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -20

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    • I love these posts. I just hope they’re the product of a genuine angry Kate Gosselin fan whose rage is so palpable that she hits “submit” four times, because her anger (partially fueled by her inability to locate the Caps Lock key again but mostly fueled by her vitriol towards Gabe’s use of dirty words and Jon’s insensitivity to the children) courses through every part of her body, down to her submittin’ finger. Party on, TEAMKATE.

    • Relax TEAMKATE, it’s a quote.

      • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -15

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        • The Videogum plot is unfolding more and more like The Beach.
          If it offends you, Teamkate, I’m sure there are plenty of other sites that hate Jon and do not use the word Faggot, even as a direct quote from a maniac. I guess what I’m trying to say is, get to steppin’.

        • Haha. We’re ALREADY at Hitler by comment 2.

          • Blondie  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 0

            ^ hahahaha! Godwin’s Law in full effect. Maybe TEAMKATE is the chick from the town hall meeting with Barney Frank. Videogum is becoming an interwebs wormhole.

          • Hang on, how does Godwin’s Law still operate if the argument is actually about Hitler? I’d like to think yes, or anyway that those having the argument thought it did. That would make for a funny argument. I’d like that. By the way I love this site so much, and would have signed up sooner if I’d think of a username.

        • I’m downvoting you here because you failed to tie Jon Gosselin into this comment.

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

          • TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 29th, 2009 0

            I DONT HAVE TO MENTION JON IN EVERYTHING I DONT EVEN THINK HE DESERVED TO BE MENTIONED IN EVERYTHING BECAUSE HE IS AWFUL HE IS SUCH A BASTARD IT MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE AND I WOULD TOO REALLY HARD BECAUSE HE DESERVES IT IT IS LIKE HE ENJOYS HURTING THOSE CHILDREN AND HIS NOW EXWIFE ALL THE TIME AND I DID MENTION JON HE IS BASICALLY HITLER DONT BELIEVE ME JUST LOOK CLOSELY HITLER WAS LIKED TOO JUST LIKE YOU GUYS THINK HES IN THE RIGHT AND HE DID BAD THINGS JUST LIKE JON HAS DONE BAD THINGS LIKE CHEAT AND HURT HIS FAMILY AND WANT TO QUIT THE SHOW WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT JON IS JUST LIKE HITLER THEY ARE PRETTY MUCH THE SAME BOTH ASSHOLES WHO HURT PEOPLE THEYS HOULD BE LOVING ARE YOU HAPPY NOW THAT I BROUGHT UP JON GODDAMNIT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY IM BACK ON THIS SITE YOU GUYS ARE ALL SEXIST AND ON TEAMJON ARENT YOU?

    • SM  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +6

      Okay, internet lesson. See how the “faggot” part is in purple? That’s a link. And if you follow the links you will see that Gabe is quoting Tyson – not calling Conan O’Brien a faggot. Other clues: the, you know, quotation marks and also all the words that are in the post.

  4. TEAMKATE  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 -9

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  5. What’s with the dancing celebrities? First Shaq, now Tyson, Conan is now about three cha-cha’s away from Ellen.

  6. interacting with Tyson is like petting a pit-bull.

  7. There is nothing mentioned about rimming. I’m disappointed.

  8. I was actually looking for the ‘Top Chef’ tag.

  9. I guess conan’s given up on surrounding himself with people that don’t try to stab him.

  10. Who else thinks TeamKate is actually Wheezy?

  11. Monkey  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +5

    You know, everyone gives Mike Tyson shit for saying “I’m gonna fuck you till you love me faggot” but for someone who has been in prison thats an actual valid threat. I mean just change the context and it goes from silly to very, very scary.

  12. Steve  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +1

    I wonder what other convicted rapists we can look forward to seeing on Conan’s couch.

  13. Blondie  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 +1

    No, no no. This post is all wrong. Who cares about Tyson the raping, woman beating maniac (sorry TEAMKATE, and, really, you are?), when there were puppies dressed as kittens!? Puppies dressed as kittens, that is ridiculously silly and hilarious. Unicorn shot.

  14. boton  |   Posted on Aug 28th, 2009 0

    why don’t the videos play for me? :(

  15. Is Tyson aroused the whole time or is that a pants tent?

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