Posted on Aug 12th, 2009 by Gabe 6 Comments

The 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit against Oprah has been dropped. The plaintiff, Damon Lloyd Goffe, will have to get back into his ice cream tree and tell all the owls there will be no Picnic this handstand. (He is crazy.)

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Comments (6)
  1. GradStudentsAreTheWorst  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009

    1.2 Trillion? We can do better than that, America.

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  2. daebhid  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009

    If Oprah ripped this guy off… then Oprah is better at the Google than I am.

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  3. I'll bring the beards.  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009

    I enjoy the fact that someone thought a 1.2 trillion dollar lawsuit was viable at all, ever.
    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to put my trillion dollar bill back in its case.

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  4. Elvis vs. Shark  |   Posted on Aug 13th, 2009

    At first I read the name as Demon Lloyd Goffe…which is a lot better.

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