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It’s a difficult world we live in! Even if you do manage to carve out some small corner of your own somewhere, where you can be yourself and enjoy your life, there’s someone waiting just on the other side of the door with an axe and a bullhorn. He is going to shout in your face and tear your house down! You know how the world is. It’s important to fight for what you want, because you are rarely allowed to just have it. Defend your home. Ignore the “haters.” It’s no one else’s life! Who is anyone to say anything! Go for it!
All of that being said, when your tiny corner of genuine happiness involves dressing up like Sailor Moon and playing frantic nightmare videogame bass in between drinking glasses of milk, and then posting videos of all of this to YouTube because extroversion is part of it, the harder of a row you are going to have to hoe. But hoe away!
Dude has 30 videos. How many videos do you have of LIVING THE DREAM? (Via BuzzFeed.)
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That guy is my new hero.
I concur. At first, there’s the initial shock of “holy shit, why would anyone ever do this?”, but it subsides and transforms into “holy shit, he’s the only guy on earth who is doing this… AND POSTING IT ON YOUTUBE”. Kudos, hjfreaks.
The only problem I have with this is his smug little perma-smirk. What does he know that I don’t!
(don’t answer that)
He’s the best. Totally pulls off the outfits, too (unlike “candy bra” person).
He plays the bass like a beast
Just one, Gabe. Just one.
That GIF video clip… holy crap. What is it from?
A film called The Black Dhalia, which was featured on this very site as a nominee for Worst Movie of All Time. The gif presumably created by Gabe, was first presented in said post and has since been used in several others to become somewhat of a running gag.
And knowing is half the battle.
Speechless. Every person I’ve ever met will also be speechless because I’m about to show everyone.
GABE WHY did you PUT THIS IN MY eyes!! I CANNOT UNSEE, you know THIS!
Unrelated to this (horrifying) post, but I just read Chapter 1 of your Gabe/Constantinople fanfiction, and it was fantastic.
Everyone, AAP’s blog is http://anamericanpatriotnovel.blogspot.com/ and his Twitter is http://twitter.com/AnAmPatriot.
WOW, thanks FOR THE random plug PAL!
No PROBLEM at ALL, SIR!
I just read it, and it is indeed awesome! Good job mr, Patriot. The all caps words didn’t even bother me that much.
All of my living the dream involves my being chained in a birdcage made of PVC while dressed like Quetzalcoatl and listening to a mix tape made of alternating cuts of Kimberley Locke’s 8th World Wonder and Raffi’s Robin in the Rain in the pitch black of a cave about 15 miles outside of town which is fundamentally UNFILMABLE.
Your living dream started out pretty darned lofty; what with, the PVC and the bird cage. However, you really next leveled that shit with the dressing like Quetzalcoatl, listening to Rafi and then doing it all inside a dark cave.
Your dreams just shot beyond the stars! You know, to that place between stars…
P.S. You’re avatar is my living dream.
I don’t get what the big deal is, it’s just a frickin’ Sailor Moon costume.
It’s not even! This dude is not dressed as Sailor Moon or any Sailor Moon related characters in the slightest. He’s just crossdressing. Consider me disappointed! I came here to see a guy dressed like Sailor Moon!
It’s sad when people fail to recognize true genius.
I don’t get what the big deal is, it’s just frickin’ true genius.
Creed?
This guy should date the guitar-playing basement Dad who plays the same riff with increasing weirdness. That’s your two Dads.
Tonetta777 finally found his base player. 2012 please get here faster.
http://videogum.com/archives/webjunk/uh-oh-somebodys-gay-dad-broke-into-the-high-school-av-room_073981.html
If I had that many bedspreads, I’d be a happy man too. Luxury…
Behold, the 2.0 version of that long-haired bass-playing boyfriend your parents have always dreaded hearing about.
What was the weirdest part for you?
For me it was, surprisingly, the milk.
You know, there are some things in life that are better left unseen. Judging by the screencaps, but going to assume this is one of them.
Wait, I don’t get it. Is there something weird going on in these videos?
Yes… how bad is this music, or Japanese music in general. Total crap.
and japanese animation too. am i right?
oh… sorry.
Well, thanks for stepping in there because I was having a hard time deciding if he was making a joke or not. I’m so confused!
i think you have to take “cut my wrist with my stupidity” VERY seriously.
thank god.
Isn’t it obvious? He’s playing slap-bass. SLAP-BASS.
Please, resist the urge to stop watching these after the first three videos, because the fourth one is truly in a class of its own. Really–if you only watch one fetish video this summer, make it this one!!
Lets face it… Sean Lennon was never gonna be John Lennon… but Sailor Moon, sure, he can be Sailor Moon.
Sometimes I wish I could be as dedicated to anything as the people who have their own personal YouTube channels.
Then I remember Toneta777 and I thank my lucky stars that I am kind of a flake.
I don’t think I can stomach all thirty in an hour without vomiting.
What hell hath the internet wrought?
He has nice legs.
you would think by now i would know not to ask questions. but seriously gabe, why! and why does he (it is a he right?) take off his skirt in the third one. why?i will stop asking questions now.
This man is happier than I have ever been.
That isn’t depressing at all.
Look at his face! He’s trying SO HARD to keep from speaking in tongues out of sheer joy!
I guess he beats us all in the Happiness Game.
Wow. One guy’s happiness = unexpected affirmation of my low-grade depression. Win-win!
Where is the tiny box in the corner of the screen showing the reactions of the studio audience.
and then God said, “let there be fucking weird shit that makes them question my existence further.”
I just realized that I will never be as happy as the Sailor Moon fetishist/bassist. I think this is the point where I drown my sorrows in a bucket of whiskey.
More than anything, this music doesn’t really feel like anything true.
there is no truth. only leotards.
to reiterate your earlier post?
Monster bass. Monster outfits.Monster wows. Lotta monsters.
Still time to update the Juggalo Gathering Line-up?
Love it all.
This may be the closest non-nude equivalent to 2 Girls 1 Cup out there. It’s probably the most sexual-psychologically scarring brainfuck you can get without one instance of naked wee-wees that would deem it unsafe for YouTube. It takes you on an amazing journey of baffling WTFitude up to the point that dressing up in a girl’s ballet outfit and fondling one’s armpits is the most accessible part by comparison.
Yeah, I posted that last comment. Could somebody fix this sign-in dealy please? It’s more broken than my brain right now.
What, exactly, is the sign-in problem?
I’m having a problem with staying signed in. An hour or two idle and I have to sign back in, even if I haven’t closed my browser.
Yeah – what Adrienne said.
also, i have to change my password every time to sign in otherwise i just can’t…
What a babe!
You’re all very cynical. Anyone can see that he’s got a devoted fan. He’s got a fan! A fan!
**Gets coat, leaves. Comes back. Quietly asks Godsauce if anyone thought fan joke was funny. Is ignored. Steals a drink. Leaves again. Takes ** with him.
He plays bass like a GIRL!
marlin mansons new look
what’s going on with japan, guys?