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Yo, dawgs and girls who are as beautiful for their minds as they are for their bodies, if there’s one thing that every kid knows, it’s that being cool is totally crucial. Being cool when you’re a kid is like being rich for adults: jiggy! Now some people are just naturally super duper cool, like Mayim Bialik, but for the rest of us, being cool is a full time job! You better work! Don’t sweat it, though, take a chill pill! This majorly helpful video from Hollywood superstar Malcolm Jamal Warner (Drop Zone, Moloney) gives you all of the tips you need to impress EVERYONE. It’s called Show Off, because who doesn’t love a show off? No one, that’s who! No one doesn’t love a show off. Now hopefully you’re already naturally a total spazz who thinks that the key to social success is shitty magic tricks, goofy faces, and making loud noises with your mouth. If so, this is going to be a piece of ice cream cake (haha, yum!). If not, that’s OK, too. There’s plenty of time to catch up. Just put a leather bomber jacket (whoa, neat!) on over your mathletes t-shirt, tilt your hat sideways (NAH-DOI!), and let’s go crazy!
Oh man, you are so cool now! Do the thumb trick that my uncle does again! Haha, coooool! It’s only a matter of time before all the girls want to marry you! (Thanks for the tip, Autumn.)
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As someone on the cusp of not being someone who is targeted and interested in Teen Korner or whatever, MOAR TWILIGHT.
Just get jiggy with it
Who does this guy play in Twilight?
he plays Twilight, who is a dracula.
I don’t get it, I did the thumb trick, but Stacy in third period still calls me a “total douchebag,” whatever that is.
Sharky,
I call you a total douchebag because you wear Ed Hardy t-shirts and you reek of axe body spray. (Your thumb trick is pretty cool though).
~Stacy
Well, a “show-off” is the ’80s/early ’90s term for what we now call a “douchebag,” so techinically she’s correct.
Damn, you guys stole my douche bag comment. I lose.
I want him to get his ears pierced again so Heathcliff can teach us a lesson about life.
Check it out! I figured out how to be cool on Videogum! Kuhdooz to me!
You’re such a fishface.
But I need to know how to show off with a piece of string!
I swear, everyday is just a struggle to beat Mayim Bialik’s coolness, but it’s just a ongoing battle I can never win…
Haha I can only think of all the parents who bought this for their kids who were having a rough time in school, only to end up making them getting beat up even more.
I think the poor grammar was the breaking point in deciding which comment to vote for.
I wonder how many kids got the living shit beat out of them because of this video.
My family was poor, so they had to get me Darius McCrary’s guide to being cool.
You know what makes you cool? Copious amounts of drugs.
“parental supervision is not allowed”… and thats how i actually lost my finger trying to mimic mjw’s moves
I guess they cut the part where you try and be cool by making a sitcom with Eddie Griffin.
Call me a juggalo, but I’m pretty sure this shit was cool like 20 years ago.
Flashlights, dude. Basically the facebook of yesteryear.
Where’s the part with the practical jokes? Those are always the hit of any party.
This video taught me to moonwalk as a child, because I could not figure it out myself.
“totally crucial” = Lots of LOL
Sometimes, when you post, I think I am talking. And it confuses me.
I was thinking of changing it up anyway, but let’s say I just did it for you.
my first tip, I’m so proud! and what a gem!
I was hoping for tips on how to wear my striped sport sock in a short short. Hopefully the answer is ‘up.’
This is seriously the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
You can do a lot of things with Fleshlights.
Wow, there’s a lot of comments but no one seems interested in reading them
The music in the beginning is great though!
I just give the bullies my Bubble Tape and they don’t hit me.
The guy with the white hair making all the goofy noises was the “older dude” on the 90s Mickey Mouse Club, so I suspect he taught these moves to the whole cast, so they too could be super cool. And that’s why Justin TImberlake, Britney Spears and Ryan Gosling know so many cool stunts and tricks that amaze us.
And if all this fails, there’s always the joint you’ve got stashed in your history book.
I am actually embarrassed for the people in this video.
*opens the door, scans the room, cracks my neck and pauses* ……………………………… YO!!!!!!!
Did Mrs. Featherbottom make a cameo appearance in this video?
Cool, I’ve always wanted to learn how to look like I have schizophrenia.
As with most things in life, this would have been better if Cockroach had made an appearance.
That guy with the wacky hair and goggles is Fred Newman. He now does all the sound effects for ‘Prairie Home Companion’.
Gotta pay the bills somehow, I guess.
Does the intro for every 80′s show start with rotating yellow sunglasses spinning by the camera? Maybe the A/V crew at Saved by the Bell was taking MJW’s tips on being cool. Oh, Theo!
I’d feel really cool if I could sign up to comment and make a sweet avatar.
The learning curb in this video is outrageously unforgiving!
Make a crazy entrance!
Master the flashlight!
Talk like a radio!
Be Yahoo Serious!
Teleport!
I meant to say “Learning curve.”
yeah, but lets see him clip a scarf
All this shit worked wonders for Jim Carrey. Ace Ventura, never forget.