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As the Movement to End Fake Rap continues apace, it’s nice to be reminded that there are still some real MCs out there. They know that hip hop is a way of life, not some advertising gimmick. Hip hop is the language of the street, and if its message is violent and hard that is because life is violent and hard. It’s so cold in the D. It’s not all riding bikes down by the church and dancing with your friends in front of your older brother Toby’s car. I mean, sometimes it is those things. Like, this time it is those things. MIDWEST 4 LYFE. But it’s not always those things. Ron D holding it down for his homies over at Chester Elementary.
He is like Nic Cage, our American Treasure, indeed. PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD’S SAKE! (Via Alex Blagg.)
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Love those preteen back-up dancers. Keep snapping and shifting feet, you guyz. UR KILLING IT!
Close-up shots of his bicycle spokes! Sixth-grade stuntin’ is too adorable!!!!
Why is he not wearing a hat when he’s rapping about his hat, but then in the next scene he’s wearing a hat? And I suppose by ‘dime pieces’ he literally means 10 year olds, yeah?
Those are some tight whips.
Yikes, the jailhouse is going to be overflowing after Gabe is through posting today.
He’s about as good as any 12 year old rapper pretending to be a rich and famous musical god. I can’t have been the only one waiting for the N-bomb to drop.
That bike is so fly.
My roommate thinks it’s weird I was listening to kid rap for over 3 minutes.
Sadly, there isn’t any difference between his music and top 40 rap today.
This track should be called, underaged muffin tops.
Whoa! Ron D and his bike gang rode right past that stop sign at the end of the video. Street Cred earned!!!
I would have hated this kid in junior high. He wants to be in the NBA, so his parents buy him jerseys of all his favorite players. He wants to be a famous rapper, so his parents buy him a iMac Pro with Ableton, Reason, and Pro Tools LE. He wants to shoot videos for all his songs about turning your hat sideways (?), so his parents buy him two Sony HD camera systems and Final Cut Pro, and After Effects. I would have hated this fucking kid.
Oh wait, I do hate this kid. I’m a grown-ass man, and I’m jealous of a 12 year-old boy. And my partner wonders why I drink so much…
He’s got all of these things so WHY DOES HE STILL NEED MY LUNCH MONEY?
Been there, bro. Been there.
Click through to myspace for the video to see the best comment ever:
“HEY WHT UP RON. UR GOOD. BY THA WAY DIS IS TAYLOR C.
I GO 2 UR SCHOOL. C U L8TER. KEEP ON RAPIN!”
I’d rather listten to this than 50 Cent’s last album.
YES, YES!
Dude, where was this guy when Icy Hot Stuntazz were tearing up the charts; if they had a collabo it would have been a that’s your boyfriend 4 for 1 deal.
But where’s the drive by shooting with squirt guns?
wow those backup dancers went to the christinamodel school of dance for sure
I’m pretty sure that was his mom pulling up in the minivan at the end of the video.
Producer: let’s got find the flyest 6th grade bitches in town
Police: let’s go find a jail.
Thank you. The Folsom Prison Blues kid and dancing kid today made me forget why I hate children. This one brought me back to reality.
I’m pretty sure that was his mom pulling up in the minivan at the end of the video.
No one has asked this question yet, so I’m assuming the answer is glaringly obvious, but…what is he saying?? Flip your fiddy? Flip your finny? Flip your Bubble Tape? Kids (and creepy robot voices) say the most indecipherable things!!
The video is titled flip your fitted – as in fitted cap, the urban colloquialism often used to describe pre-sized non-adjustable baseball caps.
This is a song about an infant who prefers to wear his hat backwards and is using his powers of musical persuasion to influence other infants to do the same.
I’m going to go think about paying bills now.
Also, I think he says “Naptown is where you can find me,” which probably means something relevant to wherever he lives, but is hilarious when you realize that a literal baby is singing those words.
Wow he’s got as many clothes as a mall, that must be one awesome mall if all it sells are jerseys and shorts that look like boxers.
forget nas…ron d is the last real niyya alive….
wait…..
My mom grounded me for trading my pogs for his cd.