Sure, Fred is basically the worst (and when he is inevitably elected President of the United States, he will be the Commander in Worst). But at least Fred was an original. He blazed new trails of awful. These Fred parodists are not bringing much to the table. Now there is a new one, a guy named Namskie, who plays a character named Fu, who does impressions of people. Or something. The guy’s YouTube profile is Transformers 2-caliber complicated. In addition to characters, he does a lot of song parodies, like “Kiss Me Through MySpace,” and “I Bow Like a Chino” (which may actually be an original. I have no idea what is going on here). He also played a hilarious April Fool’s Prank in which he was “gay.” Perfect. MAD TV just called and they said if they ever get back on the air, this kid is definitely on the short list for the permanent cast.

In this video he does a borderline-racist Fred parody.

He doesn’t want to study for the SAT, he’s only six years old. But his father, General Tso, is so mean and his mother, Ching Chong, barely speaks English!

Woof. I take back the part where I said this video was borderline-racist. There is nothing borderline about it. I also take back the part where I said these Fred parodists weren’t bringing anything to the table. Because they are bringing racism to the table! You have to take off your shoes and kneel, though. Get it? STEREOTYPES ABOUT TYPES OF TABLES.

Comments (39)
  1. I will never understand why races continue to by racist towards their own race.

  2. fred (and all his derivatives) are on par with CG babies, except with him i gouge my ears before my eyes.

  3. Dear Child,

    Don’t do that. People can see you.

  4. This is going to blow some minds. But, Madtv is still on the air. It never went anywhere.

  5. clemmie  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 -6

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  6. I think people of all races should agree to thank Gabe for protecting them from themselves. Except white people, obvs, because we have it so easy and clearly want for nothing.

  7. Did he drink gasoline? BAHAHAHA.

  8. bob loblaw  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 +2

    i’m pretty convinced fred is satan

  9. I think Videogum is destroying my faith in the human race at a quicker rate than actual news. Case in point – not only did someone shoot this video and thought the world should see it, but it has five stars.

    And no one’s gone to see The Hurt Locker. Call me when it’s all burned to the ground.

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  11. huh?  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 -8

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  12. I think you’re way off on this one, Gabe. This kid is the Sacha Baron Cohen of Freds, and the entire YouTube community are his victims. He’s forcing them to confront their own presumptions about his people. Or at least, that’s what he’s going to tell people in 10 years when these videos are still on the Internet.

  13. Asians think Asian stereotypes are hilarious. I know about a hundred of them and they show me racist youtube videos all the time and I’m just like uhhh…

  14. DopeBoyFresh  |   Posted on Jul 21st, 2009 -19

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  15. Pretty sure I made this video when I was 10…

    ..this comment would be funnier if you guys knew how I look like.

  16. Reminds me of Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

    • Totally! Except Breakfast at Tiffany’s was nearly 50 years ago. And Mickey Rooney is white. We’re gonna need a bigger :( (with a single tear).

  17. Did anyone else think, at first – from the headline and photo, that this post had something to do with Fred Armisen?? Anyone? Ok, just me then :)

  18. So you’re suggesting CG Babies combined with Fred voice? Why don’t you just write these super villains of the Internet a manual?

  19. I remember when I first saw Fred I tried to come up with a way to parody but than realized that it is impossible to parody Fred without being at least as annoying as Fred. Wish the rest of youtube would figure that out.

  20. Ugh. Can this please not be the lowest rated comment of the week? It deserves the silent treatment.

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