Very often when I would tell people what I do for a living, they would pause and say something like, “Man. Watching viral videos all day? That’s the best job ever!” Or something. Because generally people are nice and you literally have to fill conversation somehow, because standing and staring blankly at someone after they just said something to you never seems particularly acceptable. And then I would say, “Yes it is.” The end. Hahah. NO, JUST KIDDING. I would say, “Yes it is. I wish all doctors were bloggers, and also all teachers and firemen.” JK JK JK JK. I would say some combination of yes it is and no it isn’t and then change the subject. The end. Man, lotta jokes this morning! Very funny. Very, very funny blog. But — well, whatever. I was going to ramble on about viral videos and garbage and jobs, but it was 100% just going to be to have the opportunity to say that watching “MORE SAND!” all day every day would ACTUALLY be the best job ever. Which isn’t even true? That would be a nightmare, and it would ruin the ONE PERFECT THING THIS DARK, SCARY WORLD HAS EVER GIVEN US! So, in conclusion: more sand. I rest my case.

Love you! (Via Videogum.)

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Comments (21)
  1. I can’t watch this at work and i just got real teary eyed.

  2. This week is like, Less Sand, you know? That’s what it feels like.

  3. flanny  |   Posted on Feb 5th +19

    Ugg, I’ve seen so many adorable, inspirational babies on this site. More Sand Girl. “WORRY ABOUT YOURSELF” Girl. That girl who gave a pep talk to her little brother about being tough or something? Do I have to start hanging out with IRL babies in order to see this sort of cuteness now?

  4. artdork  |   Posted on Feb 5th +14

    Sigh…it’s just too hard this morning.

  5. This really is bittersweet. I was going to post the lyrics to One More Time by Daft Punk but I was going to change the lyrics to One More Sand, because I was raised by a pack of wild Al Yankovics, but then I chose to share this story instead. When Y2K was looming, my brother turned into a doomsday prepper, he would “prepare” for the upcoming apocalypse by making makeshift hiding spots and hoarding canned food and bottled water. You’d think this would have freaked us out but he would just be so happy about it. He even had a doomsday CD mix that featured Daft Punk’s One More Time, 1999, REM and, most hilariously, J-Lo’s Waiting for Tonight. He was kind of a slacker and I’d never seen him put so much energy into something with so much gusto. Anyways, that’s what One More Time reminds me of. I don’t know if it’s appropriate to this post but I’m just glad to be watching More Sand one more time with my favorite internet people.

  6. Like MORE SAND in the hourglass…these are…the days of our lives.

  7. topknot  |   Posted on Feb 5th +11

    Long Live More Sand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. We’ll all have more sand in heaven. RIP.

  9. Joey agrees, more sand:

    • This is me trying to deal with The End Of Times with denial and Joey sand boob gifs. It’s called coping and it is not terribly effective.

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