Listen, hah, okay — this is funny. I know what this looks like. Yes, my entire head is in what you have to admit is a very large lunch bag for a tiny baby. (Just as an aside, and feel free to not answer because I know this is none of my Dog Business, but where does your baby go that he needs such a large lunch bag? What are you feeding him? ANOTHER baby?) I know what you’re thinking, “This dog’s entire head is stuck in the lunch bag because he was trying to eat the lunch and now we’ve caught him.” Well, it’s actually a funny story, because I was just — right before you got here — investigating what I thought was an intruder who was working from inside of the lunch bag. Hah! Protecting you, you know? I’m not looking for thanks, I’m just doing my job as your loyal and loving dog, but I thought we should maybe just clear this up. Totally not a big deal, I mean, I know what it looked like. My head in the bag and everything. But. So. Anyway, the intruder did eat all of the lunch, unfortunately. (Via TastefullyOffensive.)

Comments (11)
  1. “Just play it cool. If I can’t see them, they can’t see me.” – that dog

  2. I can’t see the video for some reason. I think I’ve overloaded on dogs and YHWH/G-d is telling me to stop. I may go back to the puppy bowl exhibit today. And tomorrow though.

  3. That was a strong supporting performance from the baby.

  4. I hope you’ve learned your lesson, perro. Crime doesn’t pay.

  5. that dog is soooooooooo embarrassed

  6. im supposed to be in to work first in the morning and this is how i feel when im late to the point that someone beats me to work

  7. I once caught Little Bear (RIP) snout deep in a bag of potato chips from the neighbor’s overturned garbage can. His hearing had gone by then, so he didn’t know I was sneaking up on him. Boy did he freak when I grabbed his collar!

  8. My childhood dog had his head stuck in a large box of diet coke with one can left in the box. Every time he tried to get out of the box, the can would hit him. :( My dad found him sitting in the corner in shame. Poor little Sailor.

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