Listen, the hard truth is that sometimes dreams come true and you just aren’t there to experience them. That’s life. Somewhere out there someone in a blue shirt, or something — just some inanimate object, like, gosh, I don’t know, some sort of a poster board or something — is living you dream, being — man, just off the top of my head — photographed with and so close to two of the guys you would totally marry no questions asked, and it’s not you. What are you going to do, right? Huh. What are you going to do. You can’t do much, I guess, but you can CAPTION IT! So why don’t you?!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and nothing else, but haven’t we already been given enough? (Thanks for the tip, Lauren!)

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  2. If conservatives are right and there is indeed some sort of conspiracy to make all men gay, things are off to a swimming start.

  3. A Study in Pinkman

  4. Were they at a meeting of the No Undershirts Club? Lots of skin tone coming through there.

  5. Pinkerton Detectives

  6. #RIPVideogum

  7. eggs benedict (because of like breakfast n stuff)

  8. That’s Ed Helms in the back right? You can’t hide from me Ed Helms

  9. Who dressed Aaron Paul? Chairy and Miss Yvonne? #fashionburn

  10. “I am looking at this posterboard thing with glee, and not at Kelly’s dream come true, for incomprehensible reasons” – guy in the blue shirt

  11. “Okay, one last batch. But then I’m really out.”

  12. Batcher and Skinny Paul?

  13. Breaking Batch

  14. Not really a caption but when I saw this photo, I just went, “Pfft, SEX.” And I stand by that.

  15. And now you two please gentleman’s kiss.

  16. Aaron’s missing hand? Totally on the Cumbercheeks if you know what I mean and you do!

  17. Ugh! I went to trivia last night instead of paying attention to VG like I should! And this is what happens??? Dying. Dead.

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