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Pedro, like so many other thousands of people in the world, enjoys videotaping himself singing pop songs and posting them on the internet. That on its own isn’t very interesting as it’s just an ingrained function of the way we live now.

“I lip synch to 311 in my mom’s basement wearing a different Major League Soccer jersey each time.”
“Yeah, who doesn’t?”

But obviously Pedro is a little bit different. I mean, we could sit here all day and pretend that there was nothing different about Pedro, but there is something different.

That’s right: HE ONLY SINGS MARIAH CAREY SONGS. Most YouTubers mix it up. One day it’s Hoobastank, the next day it’s Keri Hilson. Not Pedro. The man knows what he likes, and I respect that. Kill it, Pedro. Keep killing it. This guy knows what I’m talking about. (Via HolyTaco.)

P.S. THE INTERNET IS A RIDICULOUS THING AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.

Comments (33)
  1. GABE NO.

    ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THAT and has to deal with whatever shit comes FROM THAT IN LIFE deserves to sing WHATEVER THE FUCK HE/SHE WANTS!

    EVEN IF IT MADE GLITTER (normally a felony I KNOW Y’ALL)

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  3. I didn’t even notice anything weird about that, because I am Mariah Carey blind, so I don’t notice Mariah Careys. In fact, some of my best friends are Miriah Careys. So I have no feelings about this video whatsoever and therefore am not a bad person. Miriah Careys deserve to live their lives and have their Youtube videos as much as anyone else.

  4. This guy DEFINITELY knows what I’m talking about

  5. He’s got the Mariah hand signals down.

  6. Oh LIFE, you really showed this kid.

  7. This might be worse than the Michael-Jackson-on-fire video.

  8. this chick  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 +6

    this is bad. you guys are terrible… i love you all.

  9. Is this guy equipped with a gyroscope or something? It’s like he’s floating.

  10. That’s some mean ol’ upper body strength.

  11. gabe, you’re really trying, with all your might, to burn this thing to the ground, aren’t you???
    just in case, i’ve got on my fireproof internet-helmet.

  12. while watching this all i heard in my head was the cantina theme from star wars.
    :-(

  13. THE DEVIL  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 +47

    Hey, if you’d all just line up and follow me I can just lead you to hell. Thanks for making this so easy.

  14. offensive comment on the way  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 -3

    Prince took his tiny legs off!!!!!

  15. I have a theory that the best way to find really amusing photos and videos is to just search for “me”.

  16. Sara  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 +9

    He has no legs.

  17. That’s levitation brother!!!!!

  18. Gilliam  |   Posted on Jul 15th, 2009 +1

    Sorry Gabe, but no. No.

  19. I must be on Hell’s guest list, because

    is the first thing that popped into my mind when I watched the video.

  20. Man, Gabe, this guy was headed for stardom until you cut him off at the knees.

  21. that’s no Pedro. IT’S MARIAH CAREY, you guys !!! (i’m done.)
    hadn’t recognized her without the fake chin thing.

  22. Um… if you watch more of his videos (yes I did… ) he looks like he is “floating”… like there is NO pressure on his hands… watch a gymnast who does hand walking, and break dancers, you can see the body weight on their hands… his arms would be significantly more developed… i just think it’s good video editing… but hey i could be wrong…

  23. Guys, you should not be making fun of Chigurh the villain from “No Country for Old Men” as a tween. When he grows up he will blow your brains out with a cattle gun.

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