Please join us back here on Sunday night to enjoy our themed cocktails and watch the Golden Globes together, like a family! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will have a blooper? Only time will tell! See you then!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the Grocery Shopping With Zac Efron Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.

This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 Dr. Feelgood | Jan 6th Score:22
Such a heimaey typo, there.
Posted in: Six Things To Actually Do When It’s Really Cold Outside
#4 R2D2, Esq. | Jan 7th Score:23
My hat says “winter”, my shoes say “summer”, and my tuxedo says “Canada”.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Grocery Shopping With Zac Efron
#3 huckabeast | Jan 8th Score:23
What we DO know is that he has a mullet. What we DON’T know is: why?


Posted in: BREAKING HAIR NEWS: Hugh Jackman Has A Mullet
#2 Dr. Feelgood | Jan 9th Score:25
Speaking of game shows! Apparently last nights Final Jeopardy was “this video game character is blue, collects coins, and goes fast” and this contestant wrote down my favorite answer.



Posted in: Price Is Right Headbutt Blooper To Enter Headbutt Blooper Hall Of Fame
#1 Bookface | Jan 8th Score:28
“Business in the front, party in the back, puddle on the floor.” – Hugh Jackman’s hair.
Posted in: BREAKING HAIR NEWS: Hugh Jackman Has A Mullet

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Bookface. You really nailed it -- his hair WAS saying that! Please enjoy the Golden Globes a little bit more than everyone else this weekend, as a prize. Dr. Feelgood, thank you for pointing that out, that is very funny. Everyone else: great work. See you all Sunday and then next week!]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 Carmen Petaccio | Jan 3rd Score:-1
This show is a pathology. I’ve hated it since day one. I’ve seen every episode, and I’ve hated them all. But, like, THE REFERENCES, right?
Posted in: The Return Of Community Open Thread

[Ed. Note: Our own Carmen Petaccio, everybody.]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

R2D2, Esq. | Jan 7th Score:31
Obviously, his family went to France for the holidays, accidentally left him behind, and now he has to do his own food shopping with hilarious results.
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Grocery Shopping With Zac Efron

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, R2D2, Esq.! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

artdork | Jan 9th Score:8
Awww…she blooped him right in the bloops.
Posted in: Price Is Right Headbutt Blooper To Enter Headbutt Blooper Hall Of Fame

[Ed. Note: You're damn right she did.]

Comments (26)
  1. Guys, we were so funny this week! I mean, we’re always funny, but I laughed especially hard at so many comments (including some of my own, I’m not gonna lie) this week in particular. Fine form, everyone. Go us!

  2. GUYS. Last night there was a giant popping noise and then it sounded like a waterfall behind the kitchen wall, at which point it started trickling into the kitchen. Took me 15 minutes of phone calls to figure out how to shut off the water. Then when the building handyman guy came today and turned the water back on there was no leak? So now I’m sitting here terrified that there’ll be another flood.

    What I’m saying is, holy shit I need the weekend. But also, holy shit I’m never leaving my house in case it floods while i’m gone.

    Here’s a happy gif to make everyone happy, now let’s all go drink.

  3. It would seem that captioning Zac Efron pictures is something of a commenting sweet spot for me. More Zac Efron posts, please!

  4. To be fair, I didn’t know how the callback to Kelly’s “bloop” would play, but I took the risk and I stand by it. It made Flanny lol, and that’s really all that counts.

    Thanks, Kelly!!! I’m so excited!!!

  5. Gonna eat some pizza.
    Gonna drink some wine.
    It’s finally Friday
    And I’m gonna have a good time.

  6. Dankey Kang???

    Thank you so much, Dr. Feedgood, I am in love with that picture.


  8. You hate me, you really hate me!

  9. Yay, this godawful week is finished! It says a lot about what the weather in Chicago has been that I’m really pumped that it’s just supposed to be rainy and covered in slush this weekend. I wanted to sum up my feelings with a GIF so I searched “dancing snow monster” and this is what I got, don’t ask me, I’m just the googler.

  10. Unforauntely I won’t be having any themed cocktails on Sunday, as I will be finishing the last of the Budweiser Black Crown in the fridge at my housemate’s request. Have a great weekend everyone!

  11. You’re welcome Dr. Feelgood!!

    • I loved skunks as a kid. My favourite stuffed toy was a skunk and I wanted one as a pet. Imagine my delight when I saw an article on pet skunks explaining that if you get their stink glands removed (ouch!) they’re excellent pets, like more nocturnal cats. Great cuddlers apparently. And I bet they’d make excellent guards. Nobody would even attempt to rob you if they peeked in the window and saw a skunk tottling about.

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