If you’re going to dress up as Santa and jump off of things for the Internet, now would be the time to do it. You can’t fault Mr. Claus for that. (Via ViralViral.)
“This is parkour. Internet sensation of 2004. And it was in one of the Bond films. It’s pretty impressive. The goal is to get from point A to point B as creatively as possible so technically they are doing parkour, as long as point A is delusion and point B is the hospital.”
Welp, now I guess I can say I’ve heard Christmas dubstep. I really wish I could go back and un-hear that.
I had to turn the sound off. That’s one of the very worst dubstep offenders I’ve ever heard. A true Christmas miracle!
Coooome, they told me wuwuwuwub wub wuuuuuubbbb
A new born king to see wuwuwuwub wub wuuuuuubbbb
Merry Skrillex to all…
This reinforces the main thing I’ve learned from the Zelda franchise: if you jump off something really tall, you will sustain no damage if you do a somersault upon hitting the ground!
Or if you’re Kirk, a shoulder roll.
unless you jump into lava and/or water, which is what I always did.
Ya’ll need Jesus.
I guess he is white after all
MY FRIEND SENT ME A HERMAIN CAIN COMIC BOOK YESTERDAY AND I CANNOT WAIT TO READ IT!!!!
This year Xmas is getting Xtreme
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