WARNING: We like to have fun here with scary movies and scary commercials and scary bugs, and aside from the bugs I really enjoy it, but I know there are some of you who don’t particularly like scary things. That’s fine. I want to be sensitive to that. So, before you click through, please be aware that the trailer after the jump does contain some things that might frighten you: hand-held camera footage, the idea of being locked inside of a church overnight for fun, the type of people you’d be locked in the church with, and porn magazines. Take a deep breath. This type of stuff isn’t for everyone! Even reading about it might have felt unpleasant, and I apologize if it did! Feel free NOT to click through and watch the trailer for The Lock In. No judgement. Except from God. And the demons that enter your soul through nude photographs.


AHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE TRY TO REMEMBER THAT IT IS JUST A MOVIE — OR IS IT?! (Via ChristianNightmares.)

Comments (24)
  1. Videogum SpOOoOOooKy October Movie Club 2014?

  2. This is just magazines, right? Our laptops aren’t affected?

  3. Having attended several church lock-ins in my youth (look, there’s not a whole lot to do in small towns), I’m now pretty disappointed that none of us thought to sneak in porn.

  4. how can we be sure it they didn’t all just get drunk on buzz juice and hallucinated the whole thing?

  5. Weird. If there were any magazine that caused demons to jump off the page and into your body, I would’ve sworn it was Southern Living.

  6. Teen Boy #1: “Guys, check this out. The pages of the magazine now seem to be stuck together with some sort of ectoplasm.”

    Teen Boy #2: “Ummm… oh.. wh…wow! Yeah. Yes! Must’ve been a ghost. Heh. Heh heh.”

  7. If demons can take over INSIDE of your church, you’re going to have a hard time convincing people that your god is is all-powerful.

  8. Top 5 Hottest Demons of All Time

    5. Megan Fox in that movie about hot demons, Hot Demon, I think.
    4. The super-hot Supernatural demon guest cast.
    3. David Bowie
    2. Succubus
    1. Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters

  9. Top 5 Least Hot Demons of All Time

    5. Beelzebub
    4. Ann Coulter
    3. Frumppubus
    2. Belphegor
    1. Ayn Rand

  10. why would you bring a “dirty mag” to your church lock-in you dummies, there are going to be so many chicks there

  11. an ancient evil…dating back from…1977

  12. You know what’s scarier than a church lock-in? A church near my house that is having a birthday party next Thursday. A birthday party…for Jesus!

    This is a real thing that they’re doing, and I REALLY REALLY want to go. Do you think they’ll have clowns? A bouncehouse? Probably not a magician, magic is evil. And what gift do I bring? What Would Jesus Want? Do any of the commandments say Thou Shalt Provide A Gift Receipt? I have so many questions!

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