Are you guys going to see a movie this weekend? There are a bunch to see. I would see American Hustle, and probably should, but I can’t because I AM TOO BUSY. To do anything! The month is closing in on me and I have nowhere to hide! But at least I’ll have American Hustle saved as a pre-Christmas treat for next weekend. Hahah. Very cool. Please DM me later if you’d like to know more about how I’m looking forward to having American Hustle saved as a pre-Christmas treat. Okay, goodbye!

After the jump, the five Highest Rated comments, as voted on by you, the Lowest Rated comment, the winner of the President Obama’s Funeral Selfie Caption Contest, and the Editor’s Choice.


This Week’s Highest Rated Comments

#5 catweazle | Dec 11th Score:20
If somebody’s going to give me a chip bag for Christmas there had better be chips in it.
Posted in: 10 More Life Hacks That You Need To Know For Christmas
#4 martinmegs | Dec 10th Score:21
I drank four Manhattans at lunch and I still wouldn’t take a selfie at a funeral
Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: President Obama’s Funeral Selfie
#3 Carmen Petaccio | 11:09am Score:21
Martin Scorsese is the third best living American director. And Leonardo DiCaprio wears a t-shirt when he swims in the ocean. They BOTH have a LOT to work on.
Posted in: Is Martin Scorsese Trying To Pull Leonardo DiCaprio Away From The Pussy Posse (“Gross, Sorry”)?!
#2 ThatSpencerGuy | Dec 12th Score:23
“You can’t take facts and change them to fit some sort of political agenda.” – A Fox News Commentator
Posted in: Megyn Kelly Wants Kids To Know That Santa Claus And Jesus Were 4 SURE White
#1 R2D2, Esq. | Dec 12th Score:28
Jesus is responsible for lots of miracles. Most recently, he turned this newscast into white whine.
Posted in: Megyn Kelly Wants Kids To Know That Santa Claus And Jesus Were 4 SURE White

[Ed. Note: That was a very good comment, R2D2, Esq. As parents and uncles might say, "You should write for the Daily Show!"  And congrats to everyone else! WHAT AN HONOR FOR YOU! You are all very funny, thank you for hanging out with me.]

This Week’s Lowest Rated Comment

#1 chinese hacker | Dec 12th Score:-8
Bush league bullshit. Winning a Golden Globe is like getting voted smartest at retard school.
Posted in: The 2014 Golden Globe Nominations

[Ed. Note: Eek! Seems like somebody doesn't like the Golden Globes or know what words to not say!]

This Week’s Caption Contest Winner

Elvis vs. Shark | Dec 10th Score:29
It’s just selfies all the way down. 

 

Posted in: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: President Obama’s Funeral Selfie

[Ed. Note: Congratulations, Elvis vs. Shark! You earned it.]

This Week’s Editor’s Choice

Superglue | Dec 12th Score:4
“Santa Claus is definitely white, in case there are no gay people there.”
Posted in: Megyn Kelly Wants Kids To Know That Santa Claus And Jesus Were 4 SURE White

[Ed. Note: A+ rendition of one of my favorite quotes of all time.]

Comments (16)
  1. Weekend!

    Have a good one, everybody! It’s going to be snowy and cold here, so I’m going to drink tea and read up a storm (I’m currently reading Gulp by Mary Roach, and it is GREAT, just like all her other books).

  2. Thanks, Kelly! And I think it’s great that your parents and uncles are so supportive!

  3. Woohoo!!!! Did I really just sweep Monsters’ Ball!! Has anyone done this before?

  4. Guys! It’s all over but the grading!! Papers are finished and I am off to the bar! Yay! I’m going to party hard, just like these guys.

    http://serenitywomble.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/tumblr_m7doe3tukv1rnp9b2.gif?w=640

  5. It’s Friday let’s release surprise albums and dance

  6. Happy weekend everybody! I’m about to go to a Love Actually viewing party and everybody is going to love me because I’m bringing these:

  7. Wow, thanks Kelly! I was feeling all sad because that joke (which I ALSO thought was A+ but I can’t just go around making follow-up comments to all my comments about how brilliant they are) didn’t get very many upvotes. But it was aimed at an audience of Just Kelly, so I’m glad it landed with that demographic! LYLAS. HAGW (Have A Great Weekend). TTYM (Talk To You Monday).

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