The Pussy Posse (it really is gross) has just entered its Second Coming (high-five), and has been living it up and slamming it down all over town. The boys are back, baby, and no one can stop them from achieving their goal of spending some $$$$ and getting some of that sweet junk onto their dirty junk (yep!) (okay!) while having somewhat fulfilling, depending on which PP member you ask, but not award-winning, depending on which PP member you ask, careers! BUT IS SOMEONE TRYING? From the Enquirer, via Celebitchy:

The two had the tough-love talk after Leonardo complained to Scorsese about George Clooney criticizing the actor for hanging out with a trash-talking crowd. Clooney also implied that Leonardo needs to have people with him who can keep him grounded.

Leonardo, 39, was furious when he heard about Geroge’s comments — and he was even more steamed when Scorsese, 71, seemed to side with Geroge!

“Martin told Leo he’s as gifted a performer as he’s ever worked with, but at his age he should have won two Oscars by now,” said the soruce. “Instead, Leo has been shut out by the actors and Hollywood people who cast the Oscar votes.

“He told Leo he should get serious about his life and stop hanging out with hoodlums, trying to bed every girl who catches his eye and going out partying all the time.”

And violate the Pussy Posse code, “Hangum ex cum hoodlum, lectus omnis puella, partyus omnes the timeum?” UH, AH-YEAH RIGHT! Not for a Marty Scorsese, not for a couple of stupid statues, not for self-awareness, not for not being so puffy all the time, NOT FOR NOBODY! #pussyleo4ever

Comments (21)
  1. Hmmm pussy posse…pussy posey…parker posey! better now! Thanks brain.

  2. Aw. You can be my gently concerned honorary uncle, Martin!

  3. I love that according to the article, Martin Scorsese’s idea of a hoodlum is a coddled millionaire who works in the performing arts.

  4. I dunno. On the one hand if someone told me to ditch my long time friends so I can achieve some sort of higher social/career status, I would be furious, too. I value my closest friends and if anyone told me to do that they can go to hell.

    On the other hand… it’s the goddamn pussy posse.

    • Yeah, but what higher status is he really even achieving? He’s a gigantic movie star who’s been the greatest living American director’s go-to leading man for over a decade! If he honestly needed a statue to feel complete at this point then I’d actually feel sorry for him.

  5. ok but what is absurd about this to me is that martin scorsese is 71?!? like wow he is in pretty good shape, i think, for a 71 yr old.

    ps i didn’t like Gangs of New York

  6. That headline would have been grosser if he was trying to get Leo to “pull out of the pussy posse.” Because that refers to a method of birth control, and therefore a sexual act. (I’m also kind of scared that maybe it’s not actually called the “pull-out method” and that’s just something I learned on the streets and I’m going to be embarrassed once I post this, but I’m not willing to google “pull out birth control” at work.)

    • the less-gross term is the “withdrawal method” but the streets have taught you well

      http://www.plannedparenthood.org/health-topics/birth-control/withdrawal-pull-out-method-4218.htm

      (i have a friend who is like uncomfortably knowledgeable about birth control (she spent the summer working at the national campaign to prevent teen and unplanned pregnancy) and she would be really disappointed with me if i didn’t share this with you)

      • I think there is no way to be uncomfortably knowledgeable about birth control. And I think the “less-gross” term I was searching for was “coitus interruptus.” Which is not less-gross at all. :(

        • it’s more just how passionate about it she is i guess? like she’s pretty much like YEAH AWW LET’S GO TALK TO TEENS ABOUT BIRTH CONTROL FUCK YEAH AWRIGHT which is awesome but completely incomprehensible to me.

          bless the fearless feminist sex ed teachers of the world

      • I distinctly remember high school incorrectly.

    • No, it totally is called the pull-out method because I distinctly remember in high school biology class a reference to it being made, a kid not knowing what it meant, and the teacher humorously explaining it to a classroom full of boys.

  7. Is Martin Scorsese really the best guy to be telling someone how many Oscars they should have won by a certain age, and to give advice in winning Oscars?

  8. You just jealous, Marty.

  9. If they like felines so much they should call themselves the Cat Pack.

  10. At the movie theater my friend did the nielson thing and it was wolf of wall street. I was bored so i explained to the nielson guy about the pussy posse. He thought i was nuts.

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