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These are getting easier and easier, at least as long as Twitter is involved. At some point one hopes/imagines that a non-Twitter-based Best New Party Game will come along that is a little more challenging. Ew, what am I even talking about? A Best New Party Game is about having fun. Challenging? Apparently I’m the dude at the party who’s like “I don’t want to play Charades. Don’t you have a copy of Revolution: The Dutch Revolt 1568-1648 that we could play?” And everyone is like “We called you a cab.” You know, parties.
Anyway, this one is easy, like I said. The Twitter hash mark is #1stdraftmovielines. You get it. I’ll go first:
“I am feeling very frustrated with the snake situation on this otherwise normal aircraft.”
“I would also like to have an orgasm like she is having.”
“Why so humorless?”
“Aren’t you guys entertained? AREN’T YOU GUYS ENTERTAINED?”
“I…ENJOY…A LITTLE BIT…OF YOUR….FLOAT.”
Mega points. In your face.
Your turn.
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“Houston, we’re totally freaking out up here man, everything’s fucked!”
“Hey mister, where did I park my auto?”
“Vodka martini – shaken, not stirred. On second thought, I’m driving. I’ll just have a soda.”
There is always The Room Sequel Game
http://knowledgementco.wordpress.com/2009/06/13/the-room-sequel-game/
How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you have a gimpy shooting arm? Like I do.
Kindly, may you please return my stapler.
“Pace yourself Forest, pace yourself!”
One time, at band camp, I stuck a tuba in my pussy.
“Frankly, my dear, I am just not particularly interested in what you have to say at this moment in time.”
“Here I am, looking at you, kid.”
There are so many bars everywhere! I wonder why she chose to come to mine?
-Casablanca
“Of all the nightclubs that exist in the universe, she walks into the one that I own and run.”
“Louis, I think this is the start of a nice amiable relationship.”
“It contains grapes, you know how you really enjoy grapes!?!”
Please pay me the $2.00 you owe for delivery of the newspaper.
“Oh no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was falling off the Empire State Building what killed the Beast.”
“Nobody puts Baby in the section of the room where the walls intersect!”
I…WILL…MAKE BILL…NOT LIVE ANYMORE
“Frankly my dear, I’m beginning to emotionally detach myself from the situation.
Thomas, you’d better go back to your house right now and get the box in which you keep your shoe-shining equipment.
“You engage in intercourse in a satisfactory manner.”
(Showgirls)
excuse me, but how did this doll get burned? i really must insist you tell me how this got burned… for the last time, please explain to me how this doll got burned!
Excuse, but could you explain to me how this doll got burned? Please, ma’am, if you wouldnt mind offering an explanation on how this got burned… I really must insist that you tell me how this got burned!
THE FLORALS ARE QUITE UNHAPPY
“Humanity is inherently terrible, humanity is inherently terrible.”
alternatively, “Scary, really scary”
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/02/15/happening-trailer-wahlberg.jpg
Badges? We do not have badges! We do not require badges! I am not obligated to show you any badges.
I’m on the front of a boat, Jack! I’m on the front of a boat!
I have a desire…a desire to go quite fast.
“Luke, your mother has invited me to be on the Maury Povich show.”
“Yo Andrea!”
“My fucking name is Adrian, is that your speech impediment? Are your brains so rattled that you can’t remember my fucking name? I’m not sure this relationship can withstand five more phases of your boxing career.”
“Yo, sorry. What is it again? Allison? Yo.”
“Did you get Carl Weathers’ phone number while you were fighting?”
I wish I knew of a way to stop having homosexual relations with you.
Being in love basically means you don’t ever really have to apologize.
I’m assuming Zed was murdered, baby. Murdered by Marcellus Wallace, whom Zed sodomized violently.
I’m sorry. Was that comment directed at me? We’re you directing your comment toward me? I’m not really sure if that could have been directed toward anyone besides me. I am the only other person here. Just exactly who are you trying to communicate with here?
This is what happens when you really inconvenience somebody you don’t know.
“You have chosen…..a cup that is not the cup that was used by Jesus.”
“Here is the host of NBC’s “TheTonight Show’!”
And that is the manner in which Regina George met her demise. Nay, I jest! She was, however, injured most grievously.
Yeah, I don’t think I did that right. : (
Trying again:
“I’d rather be at home! I’d rather be at home! I’d rather be at home!”
“Have you and Lucifer ever executed coreographed movements in the dim glow of Earth’s natural satellite?”
Please tell the team to earn a victory on behalf of me, George Gip.
Steve, do you know how to whistle? Just expell air through your pursed lips, using your mouth as a resonant chamber.
Hey guys, chill out, this room’s for planning police actions.
Surely you can;t be serious
I am…and don’t call me Leslie
I’m going to make him a really, really good offer. Like, so good, he can’t refuse it.
You know, napalm smells pretty good when you’re waking up.
You know, I’ve got this scoop about the contents of Soylent Green that you’d never believe!
I’m not very happy with this situation, and I’m will not continue to let it happen.
“I’m going to extend to you an option for a course of action. I will further make it evident to you how imperative it is that you choose this course of action. You will agee because of this imperative. It is not possible to do otherwise.”
“Veracity is something that you are unable to stomach.”
“Greet my small companion that is actually a machine gun.”
“I will return shortly, probably in a stolen car that I will drive into your desk and crush you with”
“yippee kai yay, man who repeadly committs maternal incest. “
165 comments makes me just scroll through and see which ones everyone else already up voted.
sorry everyone else
“This goes to eleven”
“Why wouldn?t you just have 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?”
“You know what, you’re right. That would’ve made sense too.”
“I drink your milkshake! Unless it’s strawberry”
“I drink your milkshake! Unless it’s strawberry”
“I drink your milkshake, unless it’s strawberry! Or mint.”
I think you’ve had enough of my milkshake now.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the contrast of the dark chocolate and the cherries was heaven.
“Mr. Demille, I believe I am prepared for you to zoom the lense of the camera closer to my face.”
For the love of God, please use wooden or padded hangers when putting away your clothes!
“Can I use your telephone? I need to phone home.” – ET
I can’t quit having gay sex with you.
You ever dance with the devil in the broad daylight?
This shit is pretty simple, a child can figure it out, my darling Watson.
Funny? What do you mean I’m funny? Funny like a stand up comedian?
“My services were not even required at this location, on this date!”
I just found out my girlfriend really likes to give fellatio!
You may be capable of handling the truth but probably not!
“this is all your fault, Fredo”
The Lord, our Savior, intervened and changed the flight path of that projectile!
“I’m gonna make him an offer he’s probably not going to say no to.”
“Houston, we have a malfunction in the spaceship we’re flying in.”
“Snakes. I’ve got a really serious phobia of snakes.”
“Momma always said life is like a box of Nerds.”
“Go get your box of shoe shining tools, Johnny! Go get your box of shoe shining tools!”
“Luke, I don’t know if you’ve figured this out yet but we’re related.”
“LEAVEN-WORTH! LEAVEN-WORTH!”
“I wish I knew how to stop having gay sex on camping trips with you.”
“GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKS!”
We have to return to the island we got lost on, Kate. We have to return to it!
“A rose would smell pretty similar if you called it something that isn’t a rose”
“You know how to whistle, don’t you? It’s like queefing with your mouth”
“There are two types of men in this world, those who have a gun, and those who dig. Now hold my gun while I dig.”
Young miss? Hi, I’m a policeman. I’m actually in a hurry, so I’m sorry to press you so, but I find this to be an urgent situation. As you can see, I have a small doll in my hands. The peculiar thing about this doll is, uh, you see, it’s a bit burned. I’m not sure how this damage occurred. So, uh, this is what I am asking you about. Would you, by any chance, know how this doll I have received its particular fire damage? Again, I’m sorry for the urgency with which I request your answer, but I really am in a hurry. Thanks a bunch!
Pardon my ignorance, but someone want to tell me what this burned doll movie is?
The Wicker Man – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6i2WRreARo
“I’ll never loosen my grip on your hand and let you sink to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean, Jack! I’ll never loosen my grip on your hand and let you sink to the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean!”
“I cant do that, dane cook”
“You are a halve of me.”
“Here, take my headphones and listen to this song. I don’t know that it will cange your life, but it’s really pretty good.”
That is not a moon, that is a space craft.
“What are you going to do today Napoleon?”
“Whatever the fuck I wanna do, goddammit!”
you know that time we initially engaged, I felt attracted to you fairly instantly. I can’t remember what you said it was a relatively standard greeting, though.
Jerry Maguire.
“When you’ve got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is hunting you, you’ve got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is after you.” -Dr. Ian Macolm
“When you’ve got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is hunting you, you’ve got to take a doodie when a T-Rex is after you.” -Dr. Ian Macolm
“Rub the wax on with one hand and then wipe it off with the other.”
“Never let the beams intersect.”
“You’re ending my life smalls.’
‘what we have here are some problems understanding each other.’
also,
‘this is my rifle, this is my gun… this is for fighting, and this is for fighting, too.’ and
‘i will gouge out your eyes, and then you won’t be able to see anymore
PLEASE BE QUIET DONNY!!
8:24 PM. spooky.
“Did we just become closer friends?”
“Immediately refrain from speaking, Donny.”
“This is what happens when you sodomize a person you do not know.”
“I don’t like your masturbation name. I don’t like your masturbation face. I don’t like your masturbation behavior, and I don’t like you, masturbator.”
“My Other Foot”
“The review for “Shark Sandwich” was a really short review which simply read “Not A Very Tasty Sandwich”.
[Jesse and Chester have tattoos on their backs that say "dude" and "sweet."]
Jesse: Dude! You got a tattoo!
Chester: So do you, dude! Dude, what does my tattoo say?
Jesse: Your tattoo spells the word “Sweet!” What about mine?
Chester: Your tattoo spells the word “Dude!”
CUT!!
The truth would both shock and confuse you, and honestly, I’d advise against telling you it.
The truth would both shock and confuse you, and honestly, I’d advise against telling you it.
sand people are afraid of things, but they’ll come back with more of their friends.
Frankly, My dear, I dgaf
“I love my son, despite the fact he is a deceased homosexual.”
“In the direction we are headed, roads would just be useless.”
“You make me less of an incomplete person.”
this stuff just got more realistic
what is that thing in the box.
“These magic mushrooms taste like magic mushrooms.” -Supertroopers
“quickly get yourself to the helicopter.”
“Snakes? Of all the reptilian guardians of ancient Christian treasures buried beneath the sand, why did said reptilian guardians have to be snakes?”
“Lots of long time baseball fans looking to reminisce about their childhood are going to travel to your farm/baseball field, Ray.”
“This is not a story about love, it’s a story about defaming the Smiths.”
“So It’s fortunate that the Lama said that. Don’t you agree?”
Pardon me, but Johnny is here.
YOU’RE IN SPARTA!!!
All work and no leisure time makes Jack a very boring manchild.
We are the knights who say nonsense words!
I’m angry. I will return home now and masticate my pillow!
“i am not an elephant!”
Would you care to assist me Obi Wan Kenobi? Considering you’re my only hope to get off of this desolate, planet sized death ray.
No one shall be left out of the impending sexual intercourse!