Welcome to unveiling of the 2013 Viral Video Gummy Award winners. Please, take your seats. Obviously, this year has been full of many great viral videos. It has also, as every year will be in — we can assume — increasing amounts for the rest of our lives, been filled with an intense amount of viral video garbage. Like this. Remember that? AHHHHHH! And that is partly why we must celebrate the good ones when we find them, and also vote on them, and also assemble them into a top ten list at the end of the year. WE ONLY GET SO MANY! (GOOD VIRAL VIDEOS, I MEAN!) (WE ALSO ONLY GET SO MANY END-OF-THE-YEARS!) (BEFORE WE DIE!) We might not all agree with the way the videos are assembled, but what we can all agree on is that this is a collection of some quality vids. At the very least, we can agree that this is a list. SO LET’S GET TO IT!
10. Julius Escaping
3. Daft Train
And the plain list:
10 Julius Escaping
09 Incredible Basketball Trick Shot Wait For It!
08 Worry About Yourself!
07 Guy Won’t Give Girlfriend Ice Cream
06 Man Dances With Raccoon
05 Prancercise: A Fitness Workout
04 Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail
03 Daft Train
02 News Reporter Draws Penis
01 Japanese Kindergarteners Perform “Day Man”
I would apologize to Ms. “Worry About Yourself!” for her placement in the list, but I think I know what she would say. Congratulations to our lucky winners!