Welcome to unveiling of the 2013 Viral Video Gummy Award winners. Please, take your seats. Obviously, this year has been full of many great viral videos. It has also, as every year will be in — we can assume — increasing amounts for the rest of our lives, been filled with an intense amount of viral video garbage. Like this. Remember that? AHHHHHH! And that is partly why we must celebrate the good ones when we find them, and also vote on them, and also assemble them into a top ten list at the end of the year. WE ONLY GET SO MANY! (GOOD VIRAL VIDEOS, I MEAN!) (WE ALSO ONLY GET SO MANY END-OF-THE-YEARS!) (BEFORE WE DIE!) We might not all agree with the way the videos are assembled, but what we can all agree on is that this is a collection of some quality vids. At the very least, we can agree that this is a list. SO LET’S GET TO IT!



10. Julius Escaping



9. Incredible Basketball Trick Shot Wait For It!



8. Worry About Yourself!



7. Guy Won’t Give Girlfriend Ice Cream



6. Man Dances With Raccoon



5. Prancercise: A Fitness Workout



4. Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail



3. Daft Train



2. News Reporter Draws Penis



1. Japanese Kindergarteners Perform Day Man


And the plain list:

10 Julius Escaping
09 Incredible Basketball Trick Shot Wait For It!
08 Worry About Yourself!
07 Guy Won’t Give Girlfriend Ice Cream
06 Man Dances With Raccoon
05 Prancercise: A Fitness Workout
04 Star Spangled Banner Cymbal Fail
03 Daft Train
02 News Reporter Draws Penis
01 Japanese Kindergarteners Perform “Day Man”

I would apologize to Ms. “Worry About Yourself!” for her placement in the list, but I think I know what she would say. Congratulations to our lucky winners!

Comments (10)
  1. I am very offended on Baby Worry About Yourself’s behalf, but I am very happy for Babies Day Men, so I’m torn. All the babies win!

    That prehensile snake can go to hell with its scary self!!!

  2. I will wonder why Peter Griffin is drawn on that whiteboard for the rest of my life.

  3. Ahh! Thanks, Kelly! I’m so happy you guys are here today! I don’t know why I thought you were “on a break.” But here you are. I love you so much!
    #holidayemotional

  4. I love that Day Man video. When it was first posted, I got to the comments too late to reply so I texted my thoughts to a local monster: “Day Man is our generation’s Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots.” He wrote back, “YES! But who is this?” Then we thought it would be funny if I were just randomly texting that announcement to strangers, so I tried it but no one ever responded.

  5. I had forgotten about “Julius Escaping” … but now I just rewatched it. FRESH nightmares expected tonight!!!

  6. Jonathan Berry  |   Posted on Dec 24th, 2013 -1

    SERIOUSLY???? What Does the Fox Say by Ylvis is the viral video of 2013

  7. I somehow missed Daft Train and it was originally posted on my birthday!!! Man, my birthday could have been, like, 10% better. Oh well. Congrats viral videos! Wishing you much happiness and likes in the coming year.

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