Girl Tip: Cover yourself in a flower disguise so everyone will let you devour your dirty bugs in peace! (Via BoingBoing.)
“My fake flower brings all the bugs to my mouth.” Apologies to Kelis.
Heaven forbid you should offend Kelis! She’s so sensitive!!!
Great, now I want a milkshake
Nature is the worst.
I’ll bet you $1 that nurture is actually the worst.
The egg will be on your face when they discover the “worst gene”!
Pretty sure they already did:
And we already know about the best Gene:
Ack, Gene Parmesan! You got me again!!!!
I was all set to post Gene Wilder as a runner up, but I got sucked into a Wikipedia rabbit hole that ended up leading me to the article for Achibald Hall, the murderous butler and by far the best random Wikipedia article I’ve stumbled across. What a charming cad that man was! He killed bad people, too!
Most ignored Gene?
Was this thing just discovered? Why haven’t we been talking about how cool it is all this time in all my science classes? Suck it, that bug that looks like a leaf, there’s a new weird sneaky bug in town!
THERE ARE MONSTERS EVERYWHERE.
How is this bug not named the O’Keefe Mantis?
I didn’t watch that video, obv. I’m guessing it was all about keeping your hair and your skin winter-proof. Also recently Amy Poehler said this, “I have a crazy maniacal laugh that I try to maintain through diet and exercise.” and a million angels high-fived each other.
There are a few people I’d like to send a bouquet of these to.
Why was she panting? And that photographer lingered a bit too long on her butt if you ask me. Creepy perv!
I want these as the centerpieces in my dream wedding.
I didn’t know man-hating feminists were even allowed to have dream weddings!
I’m marrying the Sea, mostly so I can register for Le Crueset. Feminists need stylish cookware too.
Guys, I’m worried about Nicki Minaj.
You must be logged in to post, reply to, or rate a comment.