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All week long, a rumor has been circulating on the Internet that somewhere on the world is a home video of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay’s Ferrari. The story would have it that before he cast her in the first Transformers movie, Bay insisted that she wash his Ferrari as part of her audition, and he taped the whole thing. You know, ACTING! (Man, Michael Bay has an entire kitchen cupboard full of World’s #1 Asshole coffee mugs.) In any case, people have been speculating on the whereabouts of this sad and demeaning but undoubtedly hot footage. UNTIL NOW. After the jump, EXCLUSIVE footage of Megan Fox washing Michael Bay’s Ferrari.

HAHA, GOTCHA! AND NOW YOU HAVE TO GO TO JAIL!

Comments (13)
  1. Leo  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +1

    WHERE’S MY TOE THUMB DAMN IT!!!

  2. ModernMANdroid  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +16

    He EARNED each and every one of those mugs; it’s an ANNUAL award. Show respect for #1

  3. Gigli  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +3

    Hey Gabe, I believe Real World is on tonight. Just sayin’. You know, in case you’re bored tonight and feel like writing about it…

    0:-)

  4. freddy  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +5

    linking to the new york post? this is a new low.

  5. Maybe he thought she was a terminator transformer and that the water would destroy her?!

  6. “That was so fucking hot.” –Michael Jackson

    Too soon?

  7. why did it sound like there was heavy breathing in the back of that video? now I feel gross.

    also, Michael Bay is a douche.

  8. i refuse to go to jail because i only clicked on the link to read the comments

  9. Oh no! These poor children are going to grow up thinking that those noises their mother is making are actually words.

  10. Hey, that’s no Ferrari!

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