Are you looking for a handsome suitor? Would you not mind being taken on vacation after vacation with various celebrities, being immediately accepted into their circle, and having so many celebrity phone numbers saved in your cell phone that it hardly even seems like a thing anymore? Does never having to worry about money ever again sound like it might be pretty good? Are you young and beautiful and not, like, completely out of nowhere, but still somewhat out of nowhere? Do you think George Clooney is someone you might like? WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE LOVE OF GEORGE CLOONEY’S LIFE! From W Magazine, via Dlisted:

Who is the love of his life? “I haven’t met her yet,” says the Gravity actor, who was most recently linked to Croatian model Monika Jakisic. Other Clooney exes include Stacy Keibler, Elisabetta Canalis — and actress Talia Balsam, to whom he was married from 1989 to 1993.

“When I was a kid, I was in love with Audrey Hepburn. I watched Roman Holiday when I was 11, and I thought she was as elegant as anything I’d ever seen. And I fell madly in love with her,” he admits. The actor continues, “I also always loved Grace Kelly. I mean, when she comes out of the water in To Catch a Thief, I thought, That’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”

I can’t help but feel so sad for George Clooney’s empty womb. Will he ever be a father? Will he ever have a successful relationship? Will he ever find a woman who will stay with him? More importantly: COULD IT BE YOU?! Get on TMZ, girl, and find out where your future husband is hiding! #RUtheloveofgeorgeclooneyslife

Comments (10)
  1. Was in love with Audrey Hepburn, which means he likes petite brunettes, which means…KELLY HAS A CHANCE!

  2. Judging by those early loves he describes, it seems like he’s super into unbelievably beautiful, elegant, and sophisticated women so I’m pretty sure I’m his ideal woman. #soulmates

  3. Why’s it gotta be ladies only? I think Mika’s pretty close to what he’s looking for. Dude’s certainly TRYING, at least!

  4. “Dry your eyes. The world is still not ready, my love.”

  5. He looks like he came straight from a taping of Caesar Flickerman and is headed for a night out in the Capitol in that picture.

    • Haha, I saw 2Hungry 2Games last night so I actually get that joke! Look at me! So exciting. I’m IN!

      (I also just downloaded the trilogy to my Zune so I can read to clarify certain plot points and find out what happens next.)

  6. I don’t know much, but what I do know is that if my dad were at that W. Magazine photo shoot, he’d say something to the room like “Who’s going to be the first person to tell George he has a spot on his suit?” and then laugh for like five minutes.

    But yeah, tough luck about your love life, george.

  7. You can’t spell “Clooney” without “Lonely.”

  8. “An Irishman?” – my husband, Ichabod Crane.

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