Are you looking for a handsome suitor? Would you not mind being taken on vacation after vacation with various celebrities, being immediately accepted into their circle, and having so many celebrity phone numbers saved in your cell phone that it hardly even seems like a thing anymore? Does never having to worry about money ever again sound like it might be pretty good? Are you young and beautiful and not, like, completely out of nowhere, but still somewhat out of nowhere? Do you think George Clooney is someone you might like? WELL, THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE THE LOVE OF GEORGE CLOONEY’S LIFE! From W Magazine, via Dlisted:
Who is the love of his life? “I haven’t met her yet,” says the Gravity actor, who was most recently linked to Croatian model Monika Jakisic. Other Clooney exes include Stacy Keibler, Elisabetta Canalis — and actress Talia Balsam, to whom he was married from 1989 to 1993.
“When I was a kid, I was in love with Audrey Hepburn. I watched Roman Holiday when I was 11, and I thought she was as elegant as anything I’d ever seen. And I fell madly in love with her,” he admits. The actor continues, “I also always loved Grace Kelly. I mean, when she comes out of the water in To Catch a Thief, I thought, That’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”
I can’t help but feel so sad for George Clooney’s empty womb. Will he ever be a father? Will he ever have a successful relationship? Will he ever find a woman who will stay with him? More importantly: COULD IT BE YOU?! Get on TMZ, girl, and find out where your future husband is hiding! #RUtheloveofgeorgeclooneyslife