With it being so close to Thanksgiving Hanukkah, I thought it might be somewhat hard to find a caption contest photo for the caption contest this afternoon. The photos all might already be traveling home, I thought, or maybe they’re just trying to get their photo work done so they can head out early. And for a while I was right! Thank goodness for Cameron Diaz, though, who provided us with an EXCELLENT option through Instagram today, saying, “This picture is an honest reaction to a video I was watching on my computer at work yesterday. It’s begging for a caption from ya’ll. Please stick to cleverness and hilarity. Have fun! #couldbearetweet” And it is begging for a caption from ya’ll [sic]! What is she thinking?! Remember that it is an honest reaction, and please stick to cleverness and hilarity. Take your bullshit somewhere else, all right?

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and that’s it, and you should be grateful for it, because it’s Thanksgiving. #couldbearetweet

Comments (43)
  1. Why didn’t they just use a second cup?!

  2. beauty queen ♥♥♥

  3. Wait, it WASN’T HAIR GEL?

  4. “Really? More sand?”

  5. This hotel doesn’t have WiFi?!?

  6. Cameron Diaz reads the comments from her last self-promoted facebook caption contest.

  7. GOOP E-News Letter: November Prank Edition: That Time I Convinced Cameron To Stop Doing It For a Whole Year

  8. This picture is really making me re-think the fantasies of a young Facetaco.

  9. “Wait, according to this, I am not Malin Akerman!”

  10. #TeamGale

  11. All the captions on her Instagram page are better than anything I could come up with. Fuck you, Obamacare.

  12. “I’m pooping.”

  13. “Jim Carey’s character was the guy in The Mask the whole time???”

  14. “But I never wished the New York Mets merry Christmas!”

  15. “Wait, that wasn’t hair gel?”

  16. “You can MT people on Twitter now? What the hell is that?”

  17. What is… happening to me?

  18. Oh they were called Charlie’s Angels because his name was Charlie

    • Charlie’s Angels 3: The angels are sent on a curious mission to assassinate the President. Charlie won’t give many details, but he keeps muttering something about traffic and Obamakare.

  19. Cameron Diaz watches “Knight and Day” for the first time

  20. “Haha, this video of Jennifer Lawrence fills me with pleasure. Witness the jubilation of the mints as they spill forth, free at last. Oh wait- NOOO!” *crunch, crunch* “Ye gods! A veritable massacre… I think I’m going to be sick.” *burp* “Yuck, that tasted gross. I could use a mint.”

    O cruel destiny!

  21. That character in Lost in Translation is me?

  22. please please please please pleeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. what video were you watching at work Cameron

  24. Cameron Diaz – IMDb

  25. “That’s what i look like with out make up?? Woof”

  26. “Oh man, my hand looks so weird, like a backwards clamp hand of some sort…”

  27. “Another Big Data Solution Cloud Retention Tech Networking stumble? Why do i keep stumbling this trash??”

  28. “I mean, who reads these Sleepy Hollow recaps??”

  29. Cameron Diaz seen thinking up captions for Johnny Depp’s new hair.

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  32. Hey, there’s something wrong with this mirror!

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