Documenting public marriage proposals in an effort to have there be fewer of them is something I am passionate about, but in my one or two years of work on the subject I’m not sure that I’ve come across one that is less within my grasp of understanding than this one. It’s a rap battle public marriage proposal, which contains all of the red flag words, for sure, but also it…might not be that bad? For the people involved? I don’t know! I feel a little unable to judge because everything that happens in this video is VERY much outside of things that I understand. Both participants of the proposal are also participants in the rap battle (I think), and the girl throws sandwiches? Also everyone is white, and it seems like maybe they are at a school? That couldn’t be, though. I have to imagine that they aren’t at a school, that wouldn’t make any sense. When the man rap proposes (RAP PROPOSES) he says something about her sagging boobs? I might have misheard that, he has a British accent. I don’t know. YOU TELL ME, ‘CAUSE I DON’T KNOW!

Ahhh…??? Though, he could have just rapped all of those things to her at home. Some of them seem private. I don’t know. THIS ONE BROKE MY BRAIN! (Via BlameItOn.)

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  1. This may be the first proposal ever to include the phrase “mildewed sagging teats”, but we’ll never know for sure until all proposals are made public. #transparency #boobs #tilex

  2. This one seemed pretty sweet, but the crowd was pretty annoying. Like the guy had to keep stopping and saying “Hold on! You can’t rush a rap proposal!”

  3. And now I just want to listen to the Streets.

  4. White people rapping?? Who woulda thunk it? That has NEVER happened. Rap is definitely a black thing.

  5. Couldn’t make it past 1:05. Too much cringe. I hope they’re very happy together, though, whichever ones are getting married.

  6. dang, i think people have been misinterpreting the pac/biggie beef for the longest time

    “long kiss goodnight” it was so obvious, trying to do a public marriage proposal way ahead of the curve

  7. This is Sketch Comedy, right?

  8. Rap battle? I thought this was just how British people talk all the time

  9. I am pro Rap Battle, but anti public proposal. My brain and my heart are hurting this day.

  10. I know this has nothing to do with anything but HEY MONSTERS I GOT THAT JOB.

    I am freaking out and on the verge of tears right now, because no lie, no lie, this is going to basically DOUBLE the amount of money I make. Also I get benefits that include dental. Dental!! AH AH AH. I AM GOING TO EAT SOMETHING WITH LOTS OF CHOCOLATE TONIGHT.

  11. No sound on my PC. Who won the battle?

  12. I bet these two are the coolest teachers at the middle school.

  13. She reminds me of Katherine from Greek. Especially that time when Katherine gave a giant speech in front of the Kappa Tau house to save the house and proclaim her love for Beaver. I think that was the episode after we got Beaver’s perspective and learned that when he was doing everything for the kids he really was because he was studying to be an elementary school teacher. I really miss that show, especially the last season.

  14. Is this rap? Or a poetry slam? Just wondering out loud, up here on my cloud, can’t decide whether to like or deride.

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