Wait, but why would Rob Zombie have specified if they weren’t all black? (Via Hypervocal.)
The Feud is always great. Always.
Steve’s reaction is the best. Just the best.
Great job everyone!
I can’t enjoy anything about Steve Harvey because of what a giant asshole he is.
Sorry, I didn’t leave any context. This is a video of Steve Harvey being an asshole in various scenarios:
More humor than humor.
La Racisto: Volume 1
Had a discussion about zombies at a party this weekend. A bunch of us agreed that in a post-apocalyptic future full of the undead it would be way better to be a zombie than a person trying to survive the zombies. Way less effort involved.
I heard some expert (in what? I don’t know.) on a podcast talk about how really we don’t have to worry about zombies because birds would come swooping down and eat the zombie before it could do any damage. So really trying to survive the zombies wouldn’t be too tough either. Just let the birds get at ‘em.
But what if the birds were zombies or birdemic???
But what happens once the birds become zombies?
And to think all this time we were worried about the robots.
Oh wow. I never thought about the birds eating zombies. But that makes sense!
Flanny was this Good Job, Brain??? Because I was gonna write the same thing!!! Shiny hair/shiny brain! Yeah guys, everyone knows that wild animals will just eat the zombies so it’s fine.
Yes it was!!! So it wasn’t an expert at all! It was a trivia podcast host who had read something on-line about it! (PS Love that podcast.)
But it’s totally legit because it makes complete sense. I actually listened to that episode this morning and I was completely relieved to agree with them as in I truly believe now that if the zombie apocalypse happens, the biggest thing we have to worry about is over populations of vultures and predatory mammals like coyotes and mountain lions. WHICH ARE MUCH FASTER THAN ZOMBIES!!! cuter too.
1). In your heeee-ad, In your heeeeeee-aaaaad – The Cranberries
That’s probably why she got confused. Not to be racist myself, but black people love The Cranberries.
This is so absurd it could basically be a Superego Family Feud sketch.
The lesson of The Feud is to NOT say the first thing that pops into your mind. It’s counter-intuitive, but it’s the only plan.
Is anyone still watching Walking Dead? I guess my real question is, how do zombies take over the army but are constantly over-matched by a rag-tag group of survivors? I get that at the beginning zombies were attracted to high population areas but it’s been like 4 years now. Were do zombies get so much human meat to keep the zombie population going? Did the zombies figure out human farming? Are the zombies like snakes were they only need to eat like once a week? Do zombies poo? Why isn’t there more scenes of the survivors stepping on zombie poo? #scarypoopweek2013
zombie movies/shows/comic books will never have internal logic that makes sense
Correct answer: Zombies, like girls, don’t poop.
Sorry. In my own defense, zombies would probably smell just as bad as zombie poop. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To a certain extent, once you’re willing to accept moving corpses, things like you’ve mentioned become slightly beside the point.
I refuse to accept moving corpses that don’t poop. You can quote me on that.
I mean, even non-moving corpses poop. Why would a moving zombie not poop, probably on itself?
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