Hey, whatever happened to minding our own business? Whatever happened to staying up on land, where we belong? Walking along the street, whistling to ourselves, thinking about our own on-land days? Whatever happened to being happy enough looking at all the disgusting stupid land bugs we have to deal with, and not even bothering with the horrifying awful sea bugs underneath all the water? Whatever happened to that?! WE DON’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE MANGNAPINNA SQUID, IDIOTS. From Deep Sea News:

Magnapinna squids are one of the deep-sea more ethereal creatures. Little is known of these squid as very few have ever been captured [Ed. Note: GOOD.], although over the last decade with the increased usage of remotely operated vehicles (ROV) and submersibles more and more video is emerging of them [Ed. Note: WHY?]. They are unusual in both that the fins are up to 90% of the length of the body, i.e. the mantle, and the ridiculously long length of the arms. The squid often will hold some of the arms at a 90˚ angles from the side of the body.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. Leave it alone! Worry about yourself! THIS VIDEO SHOULDN’T EXIST:

This world isn’t meant for us. Get out of the water. (Via DeepSeaNews.)

Comments (24)
  1. Cool so the War of the Worlds aliens didn’t leave. They’re just hiding at the bottom of the ocean. Very cool.

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  2. Every time I see a crappy-looking alien or monster in a movie I think, they literally could have just modeled it after ANY deep-sea creature, and it would’ve been terrifying.

  3. I guess this means Kelly’s not coming to the Videogum SCUBA diving meetup.

  4. Whoa, what’s with having the Petting Zoo on Tuesday?

  5. Aren’t there a million species in the deep sea that scientists don’t even know about? How would they come up with that number? Do they just feed people a lot of fried food before bed and then have them count the weird monsters they dream about?

  6. My favorite thing about this video is that camera operator is all…what? WTF? WTF?

  7. This is a nightmare and I hope this gif of Jennifer Lawrence being awkward makes you all feel better!!!

  8. Sebastian lied for real.

  9. Looks like Li’l Jimmy Cameron is up to his old tricks again!

  10. When we finally meet aliens, it’s going to be the worst. We’re not going to be all, “However strange they may look, let us work hand in hand with our noble neighbors from the stars.” No. Not a bit. We will be in a terror-panic forever.

  11. I don’t like to think about things in the ocean or things in space.

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