What! Zac Efron broke his jaw over the weekend and I’m just learning about it now?! I’ve been going on with my days, living my life like everything was fine, like Zac Efron’s jaw wasn’t wired shut? But it was?! Guys! YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO REACH ME, WHY DON’T YOU DO IT FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIVES?! From E!:

You won’t be seeing Zac Efron smile for awhile.

E! News has exclusively learned that the actor’s mouth is wired shut after he broke his jaw over the weekend. Efron slipped at the entrance of his L.A.-area home on Sunday in a puddle of water he didn’t see.

He not only broke his jaw when he fell, but he also suffered a gash that required stitches.

Efron is expected to make a full recovery.

Eeeek! Ouch! Ahhhhhh. Listen, we’re not here to debate the truthfulness of the claim that Zac Efron broke his jaw because of a puddle he didn’t see. (LOL.) We all have demons. It’s fine. He is clearly paying for his (puddle) mistakes. What we’re here to do is cheer our boy Zac Efron on while he recovers, which is why I made him this get well soon card:

WHAT DID YOU EVER DO FOR ZAC EFRON? Get well soon, Zac Efron!

Comments (26)
  1. Was it a puddle of oil? Because that’s basically the only way a puddle is slippery.

  2. It just so happens that I was the witness that reported this accident to the news, and I am very disappointed that my speech impediment incorrectly conveyed the fact that Zac tripped on a poodle.

  3. “You won’t be seeing Zac Efron smile for awhile” is such an amazing and creepy way to start an article.

  4. I’ve noticed that Zac’s had a pretty rough year, and that it all began when I folded up my Zac Efron life-sized cardboard cut-out and replaced it with a life-sized cardboard cut-out of my favorite member of One Direction. Do I have the cardboard cut-out version of voodoo dolls?!?!?!? (Am I an adult?)
    I’m sorry, Zac! You’re still #3 on my list behind Jude Law and Louis Tomlinson!!! That’s worth living for!

  5. The best lies have elements of truth to them, so I believe that he slipped on a puddle. Right after he got cracked in the jaw by his coke dealer for not paying up.

  6. Tami Roman thinks there’s another reason why his jaw is wired shut (are you guys too young to know about this?)

  7. I’m a little worried about Zefron. He seems like he’s been going through some stuff. I’m here if you need to talk (or hold up flashcards or write on a slate or something) Zac!

  8. As long as his abs are OK – I’m OK!

  9. Totally jawesome, dudes!

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