Last year, Genuine Videogum Friend Rich FourFour made a supercut of everyone on reality TV delivering the genre’s Official Slogan: “I’m not here to make friends.” Now, a whole year of reality TV has gone by, and it’s like Sawyer always says “I will never not be in a love triangle with Kate and Jack” “tiger don’t change its stripes!” So Rich made another one.

If you missed last year’s video, you can watch it here. (SPOILER ALERT, people say “I’m not here to make friends.” A LOT.) This one is obviously the best, but I do feel like there are a couple of other reality TV supercuts waiting to be made, such as the “he/she needs to step up to the plate” supercut, and also the dude-called-”Macho”-with-a-giant-diamond-tattooed-on-his-face-crying-in-the-driveway-after-being-kicked-off-From-G’s-To-Gents-because-he-wasn’t-given-a-chance supercut. Oh wait!

Comments (28)
  1. i’ve always wanted to see the “this isn’t the last you’ll see of me” supercut.

  2. apesofmath  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +16

    I’m not here to learn how to respect other people and be a decent human being, I’m here to show the world what a garbage monster I am.

    …and then serve my full term at Fame Whore Correctional Facility.

  3. Has anyone ever said “I’m here to make friends!”?

  4. LYLE  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +26

    This isn’t America’s Next Best Friend.

  5. Annie  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +5

    I vote up for a Bachelor/Bachelorette “here for the right reasons” supercut.

  6. Annie  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 -3

    I vote up for a Bachelor/Bachelorette “here for the right reasons” supercut.

  7. Gigli  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +5

    What? I wasn’t aware of the existence of about 90% of these shows.

  8. The Mind of the Life  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +11

    I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to get all of the positive votes and win Gabe’s heart.

  9. i can’t comment, but this isn’t the last you’ll see of me.
    you’ll see becca/jodie’s name in lights. i’ve got big things in the works.

  10. They need to do an “I want to be taken serious” supercut. Or a supercut of me screaming at the TV SeriousLY you idiots, you want to be taken seriousLY. Seriously the ly suffix is like kryptonite to all reality TV contestants.

  11. leibniz  |   Posted on Jul 7th, 2009 +1

    I’m not here to make friends, Iamananimal Iamananimal Iamananimal Iamananimal.

  12. I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to find out why I can’t post comments while signed in!

  13. Oops, there I am! Ok, I’ll make friends now.

  14. menyc  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 +2

    I will never forgive fourfour for forcing you to watch Salo and taping it.
    (forforforfor)

  15. gweatherwax  |   Posted on Jul 8th, 2009 0

    grammar jokes! i love you videogum and/or videogum commenters

  16. “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to make BEST friends.”

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