Listen, I’m not here to tear anyone down. In fact, The Petting Zoo is dedicated 100% to bringing people UP — brightening your dark days, warming up your cold afternoons, putting a little cheer into your average drear. But I have to get something off of my chest. In the list today you’re going to see Teddy Bear the Talking Porcupine munching on his yearly pumpkin — he’s an old pro and has been doing this sort of Holiday-themed thing on multiple different holidays for years. As an old pro, you figure that Teddy would have learned a few tricks of the trade by now, and you’d assume that the first trick of the trade that he would have learned was NOT to film his holiday pumpkin chomping video VERTICALLY! TEDDY! What were you thinking?! WE HAVE FEW THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN THIS LIFE AND YOUR HOLIDAY VIDEOS ARE ONE OF THEM, AND YOU’RE GOING TO GO AND RUIN IT?! Rude. It’s just rude. Anyway, it’s Petting Zoo TIIIIIMMEEEEEE! Get ready for some great vids! Ur gonna love ‘em! BYEEE

10. Koala Walks Into A Bar

9. Lamb Enjoys Trip To Skatepark

8. Porcupine Loves Pumpkin

7. Ducks In CVS

6. Cat Gives Ferrets A Sweet Bath

5. Bear Relaxing On A Tree

4. Shiba Inu Pays Respect To Kitten

3. Sheep Baas

2. Hungry Chinchilla

1. Monkey Steals Breakfast

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Comments (9)
  1. I spent months training that monkey to steal the diamonds. Imagine my disappointment when he returned with watermelon.

  2. Perfect music choice for the skatepark lamb.

  3. Adding to Christmas list: 1 talking porcupine, 1 tap dancing chinchilla.

  4. A surprising twist in the story of the porcupine eating a pumpkin is that the porcupine is named Teddy Bear. Given the fact that studies have shown that porcupines are not actually bears, some find the name to be rather confusing.

  5. I saw a sunbear last weekend at the zoo. It was A+ the cutest.

  6. The swiffer can do many things, but shooing ducks isn’t one of them I guess.

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