Hey, I know we’re supposed to have a Spooky Movie Club meeting right now, but this week has been weird and I haven’t gotten a chance to watch the movie yet! WAH-WAH. CREEeeek. Whoooosh. HISSS. BOO! (Spooky noises.) But that’s okay, we’ll just have to talk about it TOMORROW! Today, we have to play a game together instead. I know, I know. But there are worse things than having to play a game! Right? Right or no? Hello? Guys? WHY CAN’T I HEAR ANYONE. But, so, okay, let’s pull ourselves together — today’s party game is scary, because it’s almost Halloween and we were all in the mood for something scary before I messed it up: famous movie quotes, but spooky! I’ll go first so you can see how it’s done, but then you have to go. Remember that all party games are mandatory for anyone reading these words! Thank you!

  • “You had me at he–BOO!”
  • “Frankensteinly, my dear, I’m a monster.”
  • “I. DRINK. YOUR. BLOOD!”
  • “I’m gonna make him a coffin he can’t refuse.”
  • “Here’s looking through you, ghost.”
  • “You talkin’ to me? ‘Cause by the looks of my EMF detector it looks like you’re talkin’ to me.”

A lot of times I try to stay humble about the perfect games I provide, but I’m going to come right out and say it this time: I love this game. This is a good one– BOO!

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  1. “May The Force be with booooooooo.”

  2. “You had me at Hello.” (but said by Willem Dafoe)

  3. I’m king of the underworld!

  4. “What we have here is a failure to communicate with the restless spirits haunting this house”

  5. Nobody puts Baby in a coffin.

  6. I’ll get you my pretty, and your little dog, Boo.

  7. “Show me the Mummy!”

  8. “Roseblood.”

  9. “As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again” (but said by a zombie)

  10. “I’m sorry, I’m just a little pregnant here.” (but said by Mia Farrow as Rosemary)

  11. “If you build it, he will come and haunt your baseball field because this movie is pretty weird when you think about it.”

  12. Go ahead, make my afterlife.

  13. “how do you like them apples? enough to bob for them, i hope! we are at a halloween party!”

  14. “I know it was you, Afraid-o, you broke my heart, literally.”

  15. “Forget it, Jake, it’s a cemetery.”

  16. “Forget it, Jake. It’s Halloweentown.”

  17. “You’re gonna need a bigger ghost.”

  18. “Forget it, Jake. It’s Amityville.”

  19. “There’s no crying in BOOsball!”

  20. “Die Wife!” -Scary Borat

  21. “I’ll stab what she’s stabbing”

  22. “Goonies say die!”

  23. “Play it, Sam. Play ‘Ea, Lord of the Depths’ by Burzum”

  24. play it again, sam. play “theme from ghostbusters.”

  25. “BOOooooOOOoooo, you whore.”

  26. Nobody puts baby in a coffin

  27. There will be your blood.

  28. “Icee Dead People” (said by a a young Hannibal Lechter while eating an Icee Dead People pop at the cannibal mall with his grandfather, Eugene “Poppa” Lechter

  29. “Mrs. Frankenstein, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?”

  30. All right, all right, all righ—ahhhhhuhhhhhh splempf whack splat guhhhhh gurgle

  31. Time to die more!

  32. I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking astral plane!

  33. Carpe diem. Seize the day, dead boys. Make your afterlives extraordinary.

  34. -Die Hard
    -Die Hard 2
    -Die Hard: With a Vengeance
    -Live Free or Die Hard
    -A Good Day to Die Hard

  35. Leave the gun. Take the corpse.

  36. Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is… maybe he came back as a zombie?

  37. Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin’ the cemetery? (but Royal is a zombie and he’s going to the cemetary to look for food? or sex? I’m so bad at these. Sorry guys.)

  38. I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive ZOMBIE woman.

  39. “No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with fists, he comes back with a bat. You beat him with a knife, he comes back with a gun. And you beat him with a gun, you better kill him, because he’ll keep comin’ back and back until one of you is dead. And then he would still keep coming back.”- Ace Rothfrankenstein about Nicky Santerrible

  40. I think of a man. Then I take away reason and accountability. Then I give him an insatiable hunger for brains.

  41. We’re on a mission from Satan.

  42. Man, I love being a Satan!

  43. Hold onto your butts, they are rotting off.

  44. WEREWOLF IS HE?

  45. “Buddy the ghost, what’s your favorite color?”

  46. I won’t be back.

  47. Come with me if you want to die

  48. All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my coffin.

  49. “You’re gonna need a bigger boo.”

  50. Stop trying to make boo happen.

  51. Sometimes there’s so much booty in the world, I feel like I can’t take it, and my heart is just going to cave in because I’m so scared.

  52. “Spooking is for Closers!”

  53. “I WANT SEX!” – said by any spooky person or whatever

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