LunaTwilight is a forthcoming line of Twilight cosmetics, duh, so that the nerds can look so pretty and dead while they brush their hair before falling asleep alone in a pile of cats.

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  1. An American Patriot CANNOT LOG IN  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 +5

    Oh man, that’s HORRIBLE. This is why I don’t let my kids DABBLE in this DEVILRY SHIT.

    • Heh, your customary asscaps read as “this DELIVERY SHIT” to me for a second there. Like “no, any career but the UNITED STATES POSTAL SERVICE!”

  2. “Word is there will be a special ‘Twilight’ edition of the cult-favorite lip plumper with one half of the tube’s vial’s contents resembling blood.”

    Aww. For the kids…

  3. Sharkleberry  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 +3

    Everything sucks and is stupid and everyone is a moron. Thanks for helping me fully realize this Twilight fans.

  4. Bubbles  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 +2

    I wonder which is the :( est color?

  5. ahh tera  |   Posted on Jul 1st, 2009 0

    that looks like the shitty makeup i got for christmas from every one of my relatives when i was about 8 years old.
    i guess that’s appropriate, except you know it’s going to cost a shitload of money.

    also, i was under the impression that everyone was blue in that movie? not even like :( blue but like really blue skin blue (but also :( blue).
    where’s the blue-face?

  6. oh_comely  |   Posted on Jul 2nd, 2009 +3

    I just blue myself.

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