I know it’s going to be tempting, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one. DON’T! (Via reddit.)
I…have a lot of questions.
I just have the one…. WHY?
That was my first one, but it was followed by “But how can…?” and “I don’t…?” and finally, simply “????”
“you just ate that right off the floor” is something that should only be said to dogs and small children.
are male news anchors really that different from dogs and small children?
What’s the word from Perd?
It’s the theme of the week!!!
I don’t want to watch this. I have a cat and he occasionally vomits and then I immediately clean it up and that’s all that I ever want to think about cat vomit.
I might be faint of stomach, but I almost threw up reading about someone eating cat vomit. So, you know, no thanks. I’m going to look at corgis.
I went through my bookmarks and picked the first .gif link I saw. From the looks of it, the universe understands us all.
Also, requisite corgi gif
I wish this were higher res so it could be my desktop background, I’ll just have to live with my current background of a corgi in leaves without a leaf on its nose.
Are you corgi fans aware of the corgi who goes where no corgi has gone before?
Yeah! Obv. the cat over-ate and puked it to save it for later. Are you not a cat-person, dude?!
I was gonna post a gross face gif but then I saw this when I googled it…why did this come up?
OMG *Swoon* Flanny….oh you know how to make my day
I got you, boo.
Obviously this is fake, because there is no way anyone who just ate cat vomit would be able to say that they did without also throwing up mid-sentence.
I pretty much agree, but consider this alternative theory. That guy accidentally eats cat vomit all the time.
“No grapes, no nuts. What’s the story? Oh, it’s cat vomit.” – Jerry Seinfeld
You know, Kelly often has great advice for my life, but today, she really nailed it. Thanks, Kelly. I won’t eat cat vomit today (no lie, I feel urpy just writing cat vomit).
I’m certainly glad I skipped breakfast this morning.
You and me both …
Nobody needs to see your gross shoes! #ShoeTorturePorn
“Don’t give me cat vomit and tell me it’s Grape Nuts.” Judge Judy
Nobody needs to see your gross shoes, fella!
Why is this guy so desperate to eat floor nibblets of Grape Nuts in the first place?
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