I know it’s going to be tempting, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one. DON’T! (Via reddit.)

Comments (29)
  1. I…have a lot of questions.

  2. “you just ate that right off the floor” is something that should only be said to dogs and small children.

  3. Cat magic!!!!

  4. I don’t want to watch this. I have a cat and he occasionally vomits and then I immediately clean it up and that’s all that I ever want to think about cat vomit.

  5. Yeah! Obv. the cat over-ate and puked it to save it for later. Are you not a cat-person, dude?!

  6. I was gonna post a gross face gif but then I saw this when I googled it…why did this come up?

  7. Obviously this is fake, because there is no way anyone who just ate cat vomit would be able to say that they did without also throwing up mid-sentence.

  8. “No grapes, no nuts. What’s the story? Oh, it’s cat vomit.” – Jerry Seinfeld

  9. You know, Kelly often has great advice for my life, but today, she really nailed it. Thanks, Kelly. I won’t eat cat vomit today (no lie, I feel urpy just writing cat vomit).

  10. I’m certainly glad I skipped breakfast this morning.

  11. Nobody needs to see your gross shoes! #ShoeTorturePorn

  12. “Don’t give me cat vomit and tell me it’s Grape Nuts.” Judge Judy

  13. Nobody needs to see your gross shoes, fella!

  14. Why is this guy so desperate to eat floor nibblets of Grape Nuts in the first place?

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