The first purpose of these Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! contests is for everyone to have a good time. I think that’s obvious. We only get so much time on this Earth, and if we don’t spend a solid percentage of it having a good time on the Internet captioning photos, God is going to be VERY displeased when we arrive at the pearly gates. “I gave you blogs as far as the eye could see, and for what?!” The second purpose is so someone can win the caption contest and have their name forever remembered in Monsters’ Ball. No doy. Nothing new to see here, just a rundown of all the reasons why we meet here and caption photos every week. The third purpose for the Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! contest is for me to not have to think of anything to say about this picture of Gerard Butler squatting down on a NYC street and pretending to go number two, or anything about how this picture of Gerard Butler squatting down on a NYC street and pretending to go number two got onto blogs in the first place. Nope! THAT’S NOT MY JOB! Thank goodness that is not my job, and that instead it is your job. Phew. Good luck with your job! Remember to have fun with it. #You only L once. (Full fake #2 photo after the jump.)

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and the satisfaction of a job well done. (Image via Dlisted.)

Comments (31)
  1. Pretending?

  2. Gerard Butler Pretending To Release Another Gerard Butler Film in New York

  3. Gerard is seen here preparing for his next movie Three Hundred (& Two).

  4. PS I Love Poo

  5. “Lets see people mistake me for Hugh Jackman now”

  6. The Bowel Movement Hunter

  7. Too good for a Citibike huh Gerard Butler

  8. I don’t want it to be my job either so I’m just going to recycle my comment from last time Gerard Butler was being captioned: Gerard Buttler

  9. “Hey buddy. There’s only room for one Australian actor know for revealing himself in public in this town!” – Hugh Jackman

  10. “Actual Shit Fakes Shit”


  12. If that’s his bike in the foreground, someone should teach that man how to use gears.

  13. What a shitty thing to do.

  14. Excrement Has Fallen

    OK now that we got that out of the way, can we talk about Olympus Has Fallen and how it is almost a scene-by-scene rip off Die Hard? I mean they tacked on a totally pointless story in the beginning before the time jump, but once the action started the whole movie is Die Hard in the White House. Unfortunately, Gerard Butler lacks the charm of a young Bruce Willis.

    I enjoyed Olympus Has Fallen specifically because it is a poor man’s Die Hard, in spite of its failure to achieve the wit of the original. And one reason Die Hard was so successful is that it was near carbon copy of the source novel, Nothing Lasts Forever, which is the second best book I’ve read all year (second to Steph Cha’s novel).


    • I’m going to go out on a limb and say that you are the only person who saw that movie. Sorry!

      • I guess I should have figured, since I don’t watch Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Sleepy Hollow, Girls, Newsroom, Game of Thrones, the Mindy Project, Parks and Rec, or any other show that all you guys watch and discuss at length.

        Well, consider my previous comment payback for all those recaps you Monsters have shared together that I didn’t understand! I almost never get the references in the top comments of the week! And you’ll never get the many ways Olympus Has Fallen stole plot points from Die Hard! I will take the details to my grave!

  15. Everyone thought it was funny when Eugene Mirman did it.

  16. For SHARTA!

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