Thanks for not breaking your leg in this video! TGIF! (Via SayOMG.)
Hadn’t really found a religion that worked for me until I saw Trampoline Accident God in the title. All praise be.
For I am the Lord your God
who takes hold of your right hand
and says to you, Do not fear;
I will help you (fall on your ass)
Let Trampoline Jesus spring into your heart!
That’s how (s)he got up to heaven!!!
When you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I was on the trampoline.
So THAT’S what they mean by “a leap of faith!”
I like how the angel on the right isn’t even looking at him. He knows he’s got this.
“Each leap brings us closer to God!” “Catch me lord, catch me!!” Oh Rod and Todd!
Rod: What have we done to make God angry?
Todd: It was you!
“And I wish you didn’t have the devil’s curly hair.” Way to play the blame game, Todd.
We need stricter background checks for trampolines
No we don’t. In fact, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a trampoline is a good guy with a trampoline…and maybe a recording device.
At the very least we need lower capacity trampolines. The Founding Fathers didn’t know we would one day have trampolines capable of holding more than 1 person.
LIES! It was all foretold in George Washington’s bible! (I will never get sick of this joke, sorry guys)
Yes, it was foretold in the book of Revelation. Respect the bookmark.
Was there sound to this? I was listening to FKA Twigs on Spotify and it was really pretty and fitting.
I was imagining “Champion” by RuPaul.
Can I ask a very sincere question to our British monsters? Why do you all seem to have the best trampoline accidents? I mean, my own country has our fair share, and yet someone, the videos I see appear to take place in the UK.
They have a better trampoline to person ratio. Government subsidized healthcare for every person, and a trampoline accident in every yard.
Sigh…a real utopia….
Sorry lambs. I was making sure my colleague – who just fell down the stairs and broke her ribs – and my cousin – who just was in a bike accident – were OK.
That should tell you all you need to know about why we have more trampoline accidents.
Meh. Needs less trampoline, more accident. Or at least an equal amount of trampoline.
Was anyone else nervous the plate glass windows would somehow be involved in this accident? Whew.
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