Oh brother. It is just like Justin Bieber to follow up being on one of the best episodes of Between Two Ferns with an Instagram photo of himself being carried by two bodyguards up the The Great Wall of China. This kid! WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU, JUSTIN BIEBER! HOW DARE YOU! (America’s Next Top Model.) At the very least, though, he has given us an opportunity to caption it. Since I don’t want to force anyone to have to imagine what Justin Bieber is thinking, how about we all caption what that guy all the way at the top is thinking. See him? CAPTION IT!

Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and a life spent without any portion of it including the kind of fame that destroys a human. (Via Gawker.)

Comments (38)
  1. Fun fact: it’s the only man-made ego that can be seen from space.

  2. Looks like his mouth is agape and he’s covering it, prob starstruck. Totes understand.

  3. I hear he wrote “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Mulan was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber” in the guestbook.

  4. That mode of transportation is a lot less douchey than his usual one:

  5. “That kid’s lost his mind.” -The First Emperor of Qin

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  7. “I don’t see what’s wrong”

  8. To be fair, kids that little often have trouble with stairs…

  9. Genghis, Genghis, Genghis OOOOOOh (feat. Ludacris)

  10. WHY DOES HE WEAR SUCH BIG SHOES IF HE CAN’T EVEN WALK IN THEM????


    If I can climb up a slight incline in high heels that pinch my toes and give me blisters, he sure as hell can walk up some damn ancient stairs in those things. It’s like strapping damn pillows to your feet. Why wear them if they’re not comfy????????

  11. I dont know where you live or what kind of a person are you but you are clearly stupid. HIS LIVE SHOWS LEAVE PEOPLE APPALLED AND HIS INGENIOUS MUSIC IS SO GOOD ITS ADDICTIVE. SO PLEASE BEFORE YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE ONLINE GO FUCK YOURSELF

  12. and there were two sets of footprints in the sand because your 2 bodyguards were carrying you

  13. I got carried a lot when i was 19 too, but it was mostly out of bars.

  14. “This is one giant bucket for me to pee on”

  15. “Regard your soldiers as your children, and they will follow you into the deepest valleys; look on them as your own beliebers, and they will even carry you wherever you want.” – Justin Bieber, The Art of Swag

  16. While at the Great wall, Beiber pretended to be a brick, and told his bodyguards to start carrying him around or ‘face the wrath of Genghis Kahn’

  17. Thanks for reminding me of this magical moment, Kelly.

  18. I think I’ve already mentioned the mummy I saw at the Great Wall. I really don’t know how to say I wish Justin Bieber was walled up alive without sounding like a sociopath.

  19. When you saw only two pair of footprints? Those belonged to my bodyguards, because I don’t walk like a mere mortal.

  20. If they leaned over and dropped him over the edge, the world would erupt in a chorus of slow claps.

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