O Popcorn Captain! My Popcorn Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The popcorn has weather’d every bag, the popcorn prize we sought is won,
The popcorn is near, the popcorn I hear, the people (sports announcers) all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady kernel, the popcorn vessel gross and everywhere;
O the gross drops of popcorn butter,
Where on the seats my Popcorn Captain lies,
Fallen cold and maybe dead someone check on him!
(Thanks for the tip, Sean!)