I’m not going to try to dress it up for you. THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN AND WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN TRY TO DRESS UP A VIDEO OF A MAN DANCING LIKE A MANIAC! Have you checked to see if you have to stay home today? I hope the Fish hatchery employees among you didn’t get confused! Hahaa aahhhh no government! (Thanks for the tip, Jon!)

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  1. Gary Busey, go to bed!

  2. Lay off the caffeine, Mitt Romney!

  3. On the blow again.

  4. This is what happens when you buy cheap Millenial Gen Psilocybin.

  5. He’s having the most fun of all! YOU DO IT, GUY!

  6. So regarding the no government thing, I presume the appropriate course of action is the form loosely bound gangs of marauders, yes? If so, anyone want to join my marauding horde? I figured we’d meet up for some light pre-lunch pillaging, have a nice meal, and regroup around 1:30? I have yoga tonight so I’d need to head home by 6, but feel free to continue your restless bloodthirsty siege without me!

  7. Also, OMG Fish Hatchery employees get to ride on giant fish? Man, I want in.

  8. I think it’s important to remember that today has brought all a little bit closer, because I don’t think there’s a single person out there who disagrees with me when I say that our government is run by a bunch of assholes.

    Who are still getting paid right now.

  9. “Jim Carrey smokes crack, does best Chandler Bing dance @ Willy concert”

    There. Fixed the title of the video.

  10. Hey America, you OK over there? Seriously, I’m worried about you. We can send strong British menfolk over if that’s any help?

  11. I see my request for more weirdos was taken with the appropriate level of seriousness. Thanks, Kelly!

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