On a day like today, with all that is going on in the world, you start to think about the future. I’m talking, of course, about how Michael Jackson died, RIP Michael Jackson, and also about the :( changes that are happening here at Videogum. Two very important, very personal reminders of how nothing stays the same. We are all mortal, and we are all subject to the influences of powers beyond our control. It’s important to always keep an eye on the next step, you just have to. Never get complacent. Never let down.

Dan Quinn knows what I’m talking about. He’s not a billionaire yet, but when he is a billionaire, and he will definitely be a billionaire, he knows what he’s going to do.

“Always be thinking ahead, mayne.”
-Dan Quinn’s mousepad

Dan is going to protect all the women of the world with a gang of MMA fighters in this movie that he is creating that is a documentary about the future because THIS BOAT IS REAL. Perfect. My favorite part is when his friend calls and insists that the gang of MMA fighters who will be assigned to protect all the women in the world are not going to have to do anything illegal, because in Dan Quinn’s world, people think Dan Quinn even makes any fucking sense in the first place. (Thanks for the tip, Joe.)

Previously: Is Dan Quinn The New Joel Bauer, Or The White Mr. Chi-City?

Comments (18)
  1. he looks like a nixon mask.

  2. I think it would be cool if there was a group of people you could call to beat the shit out of folk. They’d be like the A-team obviously, cos they couldn’t be official. And they’d have to use their judgement as to who to beat up and who to not. We gonna be like philosopher guardians, Mayne.

  3. sistersister  |   Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 -5

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  4. Chadsky  |   Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 +2

    Dan Quintin Tarantino

  5. flaknitter01  |   Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 +1

    He’s got an 800 number, brother.

  6. His liberal use of slang makes me feel yucky.

  7. Anyone have any guesses on the age of DQ? He looks like he might even be older than Gabe.

  8. he seems like a nice guy.

  9. I can’t handle 11 minutes of this shit and I say anything goes for Lindsay’s last day so I’m just going to post a picture of baby owls…..

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  10. If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?

  11. Miles  |   Posted on Jun 26th, 2009 +9

    Let’s drive, take a phone call, and make a video about our violent billionaire fantasies.

  12. If he was T-boned by a pick-up truck about 4 minutes into this I’d call it genius

  13. your little john dawg”" perfect.

  14. monkey  |   Posted on Jun 27th, 2009 +2

    My favorite part is the puff of smoke from his crack pipe, right before he starts talking.

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