Samuel L. Jackson attended Oktoberfest in Munich over the weekend, which makes me very jealous. It seems silly to be jealous about something that a celebrity like Samuel L. Jackson gets to do, but, hey, guess what? You can’t keep me from feeling my feelings. So shut up and shove it. What do you think he said when he got there, though? That’s your job, to caption it! Was it something like, “This is great!” “It’s so nice that I get to do things like this.” “Ugh, I’m having so much fuuuuuun.” Or like, “Man, what a life I’ve made for myself. I’m happy!” Or was it something else? That’s for you to be the judge and juror of and also decide! Good luck!
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball and one dream about going to Munich for Oktoberfest. (Via Uproxx.)