“OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, I’M AWAKE, JESUS CHRIST!” (Via Vulture.)
Previously: Vin Diesel sings Rihanna’s “Stay” alone, for Valentine’s Day.
30 Seconds To Pause
30 Seconds to Barf
2 seconds to meh
This is all just a ploy to distract us from the fact that Jared Leto is clearly a cyborg who doesn’t age.
At least we don’t have to see him with that photographer-who-shall-not-be-named.
I listened to the whole thing but had it up in a different tab. So when the song finished and the logo went up and there was that crackling noise and the beeping at the end, I thought maybe Jared had trashed the place and was swearing up a storm.
If this were my alarm, there is no way in hell I would ever hit the snooze button. So I guess thanks, Jared Leto, for being awful?
I actually kind of like the Rihanna version of the song. I’m a sucker for that simple piano part.
Even Angela doesn’t want to hear any more of this. And Jordan Catalano IS her boyfriend.
Yep, this is her reaction:
Ok. I’m just going to come right out and say it. I don’t understand Jared Leto. What’s his deal?
I’m pretty sure that literally no one knows, including Jared Leto.
He’s a cronut incarnate. Half the people want him, the other half doesn’t get the appeal.
I’m think he’s here to teach us what can happen when veganism goes awry.
It’s possible that it’s just too early for my eyes to roll properly, but I thought that was fine. Not particularly ugh worthy.
Shoot it into space.
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